Amanda Murray

Mom, Wife, Engineer, Happy Hufflepuff, Nostalgic Nerd, she/her

[Amanda Murray @ScallywagA]

@hallinsky

[Jordan @Jordan370462593]

Two grocery workers recreated The Prodigy’s “ Firestarter”
WTF did I just watch 😧😳🫣😂

[Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx @CraigBaird]

When a Canadian engineer graduates, they are given an iron ring in a ceremony called The Ritual of the Calling of an Engineer.
The tradition dates back a century and includes a connection to Rudyard Kipling and a terrible bridge disaster.
This is the story.

📸 TranBC

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[Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL]

Félicitations à Carey Price pour avoir été élu au Temple de la renommée du hockey! 👏

Congratulations to @CP0031 on being elected to the Hockey Hall of Fame!

#GoHabsGo | #HHOF2026

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

The World Lives Here.

Canada is all together different. Truly unique. And so is our relationship to the beautiful game. This is our opening to the 2026 World Cup. Narrated by Kiefer Sutherland. #FIFAWorldCup

[Governor General of Canada @GGCanada]

Message from #GGSimon on the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women: https://t.co/4fbrBCVkeM

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Oh, Canada!

Life expectancy
🇨🇦: 82.6
🇺🇸: 78.4

Infant deaths per 1,000 births
🇨🇦: 3.7
🇺🇸: 5.2

Yearly deaths from lack of health insurance
🇺🇸: 68,000
🇨🇦: 0

Ozempic's Price
🇺🇸: $998
🇨🇦: $155

Uninsured/Underinsured
🇺🇸: 85 million
🇨🇦: 0

Admin Costs Per Capita
🇺🇸: $1,055
🇨🇦: $196

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2024

[Ringer-Verse @RingerVerse]

#AgathaAllAlong creator Jac Schaeffer joined @MalloryRubin and @jowrotethis to talk about the best TV ship since Mulder and Scully 🥰🫶

Full interview: https://t.co/FZB7cOQvCw

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

[Mario Nicolais @MarioNicolaiEsq]

@KamalaHarris @harris_wins @KamalaHQ

#Debate2024

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

I want to apologise to Khelif - Italian boxer Carini https://t.co/WIEwFwxlbC

[Team Canada @TeamCanada]

Celine is the moment. ❤️

[Eli Glasner 🎥 @glasneronfilm]

Celine Dion is singing at the Paris Olympics and sounds great

[Elmo @elmo]

Congratulations to Elmo's friend Ms. @billieeilish on her Oscar! @Oscarthegrouch, did you hear that? Ms. Billie has a friend named Oscar too! ❤️😂

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Listen, I'm already a fan of Taylor Swift. You don't have to keep trying to convince me to like her.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

#TAYVOODOO

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Taylor Swift is now a 13x #GRAMMYs Award winner.

[Jason Lipshutz @jasonlipshutz]

Honestly man, whatever else happens on this telecast, Tracy Chapman justified the whole evening

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023