ScapeTheGoat

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

Am I trippin, or are fruity pebbles just fruit flavored rice crispy cereal? Or maybe I’m just the last to find out. 😂

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@4EverPuffin420 That is so not sending the message that she might be trying to send.

[meisha G 💜 @Meisha2025]

Real talk 💯
Don’t just marry someone you love… marry your BEST FRIEND.

Because when life start lifing 😭
You better actually LIKE that person 😅

Friendship gonna carry you when everything else get real 💛

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

Ooo girl me too. 😂

[bree 🪭 @walkingflex_]

i just wanna spend someone else’s hard earned money and be a passenger princess. it’s really not that hard w me fr

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

He said thanks for reminding me. 😂😂😂

[Mrs. Puff 💨😮‍💨 @4EverPuffin420]

My dad asked what I wanted for Christmas, I told him we could always use a new bedspread. He responded with OK, what does your husband want?, Sir, we share a bed, it would be his gift too lol

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@Lil_Pummpkin Damn, it was, what a trip.

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@Lil_Pummpkin Can mentally disabled people even be prosecuted for that? If anyone needs to go to jail, it’s probably Blueface for geting a young lady like that pregnant. SMH

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@Lil_Pummpkin If you have ever been curious about what life is like with a disability, you could ask me, or, you could touch my daughter’s car seat. It’s entirely up to you.

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

I knew that’s how I was going to act when I got maried, and I was right.

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

no longer praying on your downfall. i will be directly involved

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@Lil_Pummpkin Shoot, i’m just trying to get like you baby. ❤️

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

My daughter is giggling and playing in the background while beans, rice, and quesadillas are finishing up on the stove, I got the smell good house tonight, and my heart is full.

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

I love being able to just take over and let my wife rest after she has absolutely conquered the day.

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

I look forward to geeking out about this with my daughter one day, and her thinking this is the lamest thing ever. 😂❤️

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

One year ago today, Drake dropped “Family Matters” 🗣️

https://t.co/l1xI2IuGzv

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

My daughter just walked up and said thank you, and gave me a kiss on the cheek. It’s been a great weekend, I’m officially ready to take on anything.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

I love having a kid. No matter my mood, my baby light my world up.

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@Lil_Pummpkin I would’ve definitely had nerves, it looked like she was singing to Mariah. She did a great job.

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

My wife is truely the bravest woman that I have ever met, and not just because she decided to marry me. 😂

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

Marrying @Lil_Pummpkin and geting sober are by far the best decisions I have ever made by far

[Mrs. Puff 💨😮‍💨 @4EverPuffin420]

I fucked up and forgot to start teaching my kid how to clean up her toys when she’s done playing with them. Now that we’re trying to get back on that page, every time we clean them up, she just dismantles them like the Hulk. 😂

[ScapeTheGoat @Scape_TheGoat]

@Lil_Pummpkin No baby, the house is suppose to be pink purple. ❤️