โHey, I just paid off the installation on that!โ
Sighing, grumbling.
โYou know what, fine. Nameโs Deadpool, and Iโm a big fan of cartoonsโฆ or in fact, just pop culture media in general. Need I say more?โ
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...knocking the phone out of his sand before slicing it in half.
" Okay, I'm going to try to phrase this as nicely as possible, who the *honk* are you and how did you find out about my life???? "
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@WreckBoyRP โYouโre fine. Iโm not gonna tell anyone you cussed. Besidesโฆโ
He goes up to the boyโs ear to whisper.
โI cussed when I was a kid too!โ
Pulling back afterwards.
โNow then! To answer your question, I just do whatever I please. But most of the time, Iโm a hero who kicks ass!โ
โLook, I donโt protect little kids unless itโs something stupid they got themselves into.โ
โYou donโt mean to tell me you got yourself into something stupid, did you?โ
Sighingโฆ
โAlright, whose ass do I have to beat?โ
"Huh? Why? I can take very good care of myself. Besides, you would protect me if I were in danger, wouldn't you? Unless you're just another one of those wannabe celebrity heroes. Are you?"
โHELLOOOOO? Did you miss the part where my where my writer typed out โstreaming only on Disney+โ?โ
Snapping his fingers at Randy.
โKeep up, will you?โ
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Just staring at the screen, seeing his own title card and himself posing next to it in pure disbelief.
" Okay first of all WHAT THE JUICE, second of all I could've sworn I'm way taller than that, third of all *WHAT* *THE* *JUICE*, lastly...HOW DID YOU FIND THIS??? "
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What idiot at ArcSys decided Samurai Outriders was a good team name for me, Blade, Ghost Rider, and Loki?
Weโre anything BUT samurai, buddy! But the team name does sound badass though, I gotta give the devs credit for thatโฆ
โFuck, itโs the getup, isnโt it?โ
Sighing.
โOkay, to be fairโฆ this is just my superhero outfit. You see the Avengers, right? They also look like theyโre about to hurt someone just from the getup alone. Like, have you seen Hawkeye?โ
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not everyday you meet a bad guy with funny jokes. he maneuvers his body so he's casually laying along the wall as they ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ค๐ช๐ฉ.
"since when does passing by look like you're about to hurt someone with a katana?"
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โHey! What gives???โ
He makes an attempt to force himself free, only to fail with barely any progress made.
โWow, that is REALLY tight. Look, I was just passing by. Not my fault that Iโm dressed like a knock off version of you!โ
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web fluid suddenly attaches to @SCARLETARMAMENT arms and forces them against his back after hearing a local call for help.. not aware of the bounty on their head.
"hey, hey, why dont we all talk this out?"
the arachnid lands sprawled against the brick wall.
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