Amii || SCARLETPOUT

Blogger & freelance writer. Chubby, vile, wild-haired Scot with a love of cats and crafts. CONTACT: [email protected]

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A VERY RARE BEAUTY POST || SOAPY, GLORIOUS, AND SUPER VIXENS https://t.co/CeirdMNb2H on @bloglovin

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My phone is refusing to co-operate and now Brandon has put on Nativity 3, which is atrocious. Happy Tuesday!

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@whathayleydid bahahaha!

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@whathayleydid I feel ya. Ive got "REMEMBER THE MARCOMMS MIX, DICKHEAD" with no reference to what the marcomms mix...

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@dorkfaceblog YOU WILL DIE IT IS SO CUTE.

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@TeaPartyBeauty I feel like it makes me a little bit false, so I drop the odd F-bomb in there - it may not be professional, but it's me!

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@TeaPartyBeauty I dont on the blog, but I swear a lot in every day life so it's difficult for me to type without using my normal language.

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*May or may not be cross stitching a Girl Gang piece* #girlgang @dorkfaceblog

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@rachelsarahxo_ Aw pet, I bet if you sit down for a while at it it'll flood back! <3

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@misskirsty Eeeeeurgh! Lets ban those words haha x

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@rachelsarahxo_ Ahhh thank you petal! <3 It's lots of fun you should try it! x

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I've not had time to finish off a gift guide this year, but you can check out last year's! Merry Effin' Christmas! https://t.co/WS3X83t9IQ

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If I see the words "PR quantitative and qualitative goals" again my brain may implode. 😭

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Do you have any christmas themed tattoos? Get in touch, I'd love to feature you! #prrequest #bloggerrequest

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I have so much to do, and not a lot of time to do it. Thank you, @TeamUfYH for the motivation to unfuck my house before Xmas! 👊✨

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In other (less hairy) news, my sewing machine has chewed up my blouse I was half way through. Devastation.

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"Body hair on women is so unattractive"
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the wind whistling through my leg fuzz 💁

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@TinyGreyCat goddammit Tubbs! That sushi cost gold fish, yknow!

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@TinyGreyCat no idea, I put out sushi to see if I could nab her and Tubbs ate it all 😭

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@NintenBeau @dorkfaceblog omg are you making patches too?! Amazing! X