Scarlett Hao

eggs and peanut butter are delicious. this take (and others) are my own.

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

it takes its job very seriously and we want to fire him

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

current rabbit hole: how to rehome a wild woodpecker

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

why is my dogs probiotic more expensive than mine. I also don’t even take one to begin with. sheeeeeeesh

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

best Monday answer to the predictable how are you doing question: just creating shareholder value!!

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

the last 10 months have been a whirlwind at @KodiakRobotics!

https://t.co/5xW5z0j4dX

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

No hyperbole, the JMail team are doing some of the most important work in the world right now.

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

human grass ferns- the real Super Bowl MVP

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

the bushes were people ????

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Bad Bunny naming dozens of countries in the Americas and then holding up a football that reads "together we are America"....such an iconic Super Bowl performance wow

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

im no marketing whiz, but you’re welcome, CMO of @drinkpoppi!

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

all these Super Bowl commercials just feel like a run on sentence.

instead, brands should leave the last 5 seconds for the audience to marinate in the message. call it the “Cold Close”. #SuperBowl2026

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

given that the current measure of superbowl ads is whether it’s memorable or forgettable- the ROI on 5 seconds of silence has to be monumental

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

ok but like watching the opening ceremonies- 1/ will trump be president for LA2028 and 2/ if so lord help us all.

he’ll make all dancers wear his fathead for the entire opening ceremony

[Braelyn ⛓️ @braelyn_ai]

this is not even an idealized version of SF. this is actually how it feels to live here

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

thought I’d try inserting a real estate funny in there but its really not even that funny as 3Rs only disclose property info. Will leave the real estate advice to on @rohindhar!

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

suspicious that the SF 3R form didn’t disclose the presence of these Bernal Heights neighbors #sanfrancisco

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

happy new year!

https://t.co/wbRoh3LmjH?

[Scarlett Hao @scarmander15]

doing the thing on Substack: https://t.co/K3rwsEF6tL

[Riley Walz @rtwlz]

the Jmail team is rapidly processing nearly a MILLION PDFs released by the government today. ten of us together right now, adding 300 GB of documents

in the meantime, the raw pdfs are uploaded in JDrive: https://t.co/NyHk06rBXG

[Nikunj Kothari @nikunj]

My only advice to CEOs this year..

Hire tinkerers.

Make it high status.

Find ones that will explore the edges and (ideally) naturally gifted at teaching people.

Empower them to freely roam across the org and fix large problems that can be automated.

All your execs will complain that these tinkerers don’t understand scale or systems (rollout being a favorite word).

Listen, and ignore them. Or even better give them budget to hire a tinkerer to achieve their targets.

Give these tinkerers ambition, purpose and hard targets and watch them fly.

[Jack Appleby @jappleby]

Just an excellent, honest perspective on life.