David Schaefer

Born ready. Faith, Family, Freedom, Fitness. Torch Lake, MI

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

Happy Birthday Marines! We may be separated as time goes on but I’ll always remember all of you all and the wild times we’ve had. Semper Fidelis Marines @ Camp Lejeune https://t.co/879wlMVMSK

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

If I owned a hotdog stand, I’d name it “Anne’s Franks” and I’d hide all the hotdogs.

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

@DanBerck Sure did!

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

This right here is why I love @DanBerck 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

@D_Hilligoss29 No they aren’t.

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

@Evan_Tucker You just use the wrong alarm

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow......

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....Transgender individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming.....

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that transgender in the military would entail. Thank you

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

@IrishPineCone That place blows. Trust me

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

So I watched 3 of my buddies brand themselves with a coat hanger this weekend... Idiots... #MarineLyfe #iHeldTheTorch

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

@UnReeceonable I'd give you 5 pennies for a nickel.

[Chevy Trucks @ChevyTrucks]

When you’re hauling heavy-duty machinery, you need a heavy-duty truck. Right, @JohnDeere?

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

Real bro tip: Do legs on Monday. The squat racks are always open while all the amateurs are on "International Chest Day"

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

Why people don't reenlist:
"Be at the armory at 0300 to draw weapons"

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

My gym on base is 1000x better than the gym in the Dominican Republic.

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

There is no better feeling than going back to the gym after not being able to go for a while.

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

You know what really grinds my gears? When people pronounce aluminum as Alu-mini-um.

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

I just want to wrench on rigs again.

[David Schaefer @SchaeferDavid20]

@Evan_Tucker #Subtweet about me 😍❤️

[Chevy Trucks @ChevyTrucks]

The strong, not-so-silent type.