russell Seidel

if you arent about music or automotives... GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

#collegepayments #EsuranceSave30

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

Crate engine= orgasm#EsuranceSave30

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

@SCVandy the Indian removal act was when the the Indians got put on reservations

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We feel most relaxed with our hands down our pants. #DealWithIt

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

@SARAH_TOGA2537 for us that means Walmart time

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@Annie_Ulrich wtf... How did that process go

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

@Annie_Ulrich how did u do that?

[Fact UP @FactUP]

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck watching you.

[Funny Tweets @GifSpot]

We aren't dating, but when I see someone flirting with you, I wanna punch them in the face.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The male penis is the lightest object on earth. Just a thought can lift it.

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That awkward moment when someone says "You two should date!" and your thinking "B#tch, I'm working on it!"

[Fact UP @FactUP]

There are over 52.6 million dogs in the U.S. Not counting your ex.

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

@Annie_Ulrich nvm I thought that was from today haha

[russell Seidel @schecterfoREVer]

@Annie_Ulrich ?

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RT if you love yoga pants

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Not trying to be sexist, being a good cook is pretty hot.

[tvmblr quotes @TakeASecondTo]

Tale A Second To find a girl that's pretty that you like, and also has a good personality. Because the personality is what keeps you around.