Kristine Scheiner

- Artist | Writer | Illustrator | Baboon - Guilty of creating ornamental organs & gross coloring books, accessorizing w/ insect carcasses, and max fun-having.

[Kristine Scheiner @Scheiner_Pants]

FUN HAVERS!!! #zoomhappyhour #makeovernight #mysisteristhecoolest @ Brooklyn, New York https://t.co/D4cJqJA4NG

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Zoom Happy Hour #2! 🍻Our theme this time was "Get Ready With Me" and we all put makeup on! Heeheehee!!!😁😁😁 #zoomhappyhour #friendconnex @ New York, New York https://t.co/Yw2WCTdkVs

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@joss I made some rice before work and just realized I forgot to stow it. I'll be your BFF if you throw the pan in the fridge for me when you get home❤️❤️❤️

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Went to see the spectacular Mx. Justin Vivian Bond perform tonight! GLORIOUS last show, @mxjustinVbond !!! #astarisborned #mxviv #justinvivianbond @ Joe's Pub at The Public https://t.co/v36ChHsXuf

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Best thing ever: https://t.co/lE5t31G1jr

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@hecpara @LADYBUNNY77 Ermahgerd... 😹😹😹

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HWA's Summer Dark reading series was in full swing today: T. Fox Dunham, Teel James Glenn, and Carol Gyzander killed it! Civil War resurrectionists, creepy comet aftermath, and diabolical surgeries kept us all on the edge of our seats! We laughed! We cringed! We...didn't cry.

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Just wanted to throw a proper shoutout to @iBrainZombie for the lovely noise! I made a mistake in proper props when I posted (and am too tech-dumb to undo it).

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Check it out! Mah man got an awesome write-up on this cool site! Thanks @ibrainzombies #ibrainzombies
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[Kristine Scheiner @Scheiner_Pants]

Check it out! Mah man got an awesome write-up on this cool site! Thanks @ibrainzombies #ibrainzombies
❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/UBqz0JtDiW

[Kristine Scheiner @Scheiner_Pants]

Scheiner Pants: A Pet Story. Act I: ...*cough!* (euthanasia) *cough!*. ~fin~

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@ScarinasVault What does that even mean? I can invent, no prob, but...?

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@amy_grech I ❤️MoviePass!!!

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@ScarinasVault I beat myself up the same way when I get in that cycle. My traitorous brain waits until I'm in bed, so I'm not distracted, then punishes all night. I feel you over here. ❤️❤️❤️

[Kristine Scheiner @Scheiner_Pants]

AAA batteries secured: ready for horseshoe crab season next month! #migration #horseshoecrabs #livingfossils #communityefforts #nature

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What HAPPENED...?!? 👹👹👹 #shewassuchanicegirl (NOT) #basketcase

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@horrorfeminista @Scheiner_Pants @ParksideNYC #NIghtTerrors #HorrorFiction

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So much talented blood in the house! Top 5 poets are representing NYC at the Brave New Voices National Teen Poetry Slam in San Fran this summer! Woo-hoo!! #UWSLAM18 #apollotheater #useyourwords #mentoringmatters #youthprograms

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Come on out for a creeper of a good time on Friday the 13th, all you horror fans! Four monsters of the NYC Horror Writers Association will be reading some of their beastly best!