Evan Schemenauer

Random Thoughts writer on the NLL. World's worst athlete to play at a world championship in two sports.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

@CKOMNews Can you quote the exact law which makes it illegal for people in Saskatchewan to bet on gaming websites located outside of Canada?

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

History made! The @raidersjralax are your #MintoCup champs. 1st time an @RMLaxL team has taken the title. Congrats gents. Well deserved.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

Tonight could be the ultimate nightmare for the "RMLL doesn't belong in the Minto Cup" group.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

Honest suggestion for the PALA championships. Let Canada, USA & Haudenosaunee play a double round robin, have a 4th team from the lower tier play them in the semi finals. Winning games 23-0 does nothing for either team.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

@PxP4Sports @TheMintoCup If they still offer bobsled runs at Olympic Park, you and the Chancellor so need to do that.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

The greatest box lacrosse player of all time IMO. Congrats on your retirement @Vno48!

[Buffalo Bandits @NLLBandits]

A statement from goaltender Matt Vinc.

» https://t.co/WeLW1IOpfT

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

Day 1 of the Minto Cup in a nutshell...

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

The beginning of the @Raiders great hope....

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

@foxrent_a_car I'm not sure what I was more surprised at last night. That your staff tried to rent me a vehicle last night with 13 bits of damage on it, that they were annoyed when I said it wasn't acceptable, or the next car is missing a piece of its body too. #DoBetter

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

Not even ChatGPT is believing the whole PLL nonsense about Pannell being the career leader in points in professional lacrosse history.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

@GraemePerrow No, just give us advamce notice of when you're going so we can place our bets accordingly! Lol

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

20 years ago today... @BermudaLacrosse played our 1st game at the @WorldLacrosse world championships against @DanishLacrosse . What an experience and great memories.

And the Bermuda Shorts were a huge hit!

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

@Blumenthal3Josh 2015 season BTW

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

@Blumenthal3Josh Well those games against Minnesota will be special lol.

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

Many of my teams have won championships. This was different. Normally I would shout or jump when they won. Not this time. Too many years of disappointment.

I cried. All I said was... it happened. It finally happened.

This title will be special.

Time to celebrate. 🍾🏆🎉🎆

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

Cue the music 😁

[riley☀️ @valleyriley]

New San Antonio Spurs logo leaked🔥👀

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

OMG... what did I just witness.

1 more win to alleviate 4 decades of pain (for me). 🤞

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

25 years ago today this bunch embarked on a dream journey to play in the World Ball Hockey Championships, having no clue what to expect.

We finished 5th against the big hockey powerhouses of the world.

Determination can carry you a long way in life and provide its best memories

[Evan Schemenauer @SchemLax]

10 years ago today. Jeff Cornwall scores one of the most famous goals in NLL history.

https://t.co/riHZmdx4rD

[Las Vegas Desert Dogs @vegasdesertdogs]

We've got our guy!

Cody Moll has been elevated to the position of General Manager of the Las Vegas Desert Dogs.

Read more at https://t.co/Uv12afyjQn

#DefendTheDen #RootedInGrit