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Daughter. Dogs. Denim. Data.

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Ok but why do I own 7 Jean jackets

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@Kingjuice85 🤣

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Haven’t tweeted in a while so here’s a life update: still alive. Still love Justin Bieber

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Just checkin’ in on Twitter cause my boyfriend said he was gonna tweet about me farting the other day. Okay, as you were.

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@JGingerHinck

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

If an airline would just say:

WE SUCK. WE ABSOLUTELY SUCK AND WE'RE NOT HIDING IT. ALL AIRLINES SUCK. BUT WE'RE BEING HONEST ABOUT IT.

I'd fly that airline exclusively.

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@helenahudsonn Just being proactive over here!

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@sinnnnn_dhu @BigPoppa2494 @SanjayAtPlay @EetMorAsparagus Yes we can!!!!!

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@ladydonahue @Kingjuice85

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sasha. She used to be in charge of looking out this window. Decided to confront her replacement. 13/10 just wants to talk

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I’ve now had 2 dreams where my dad shows up at the airport so that I can help him sign into Netflix. What does it mean?

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Why pack 3 hats for a 3 day trip when you can pack 17 hats

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@jhinck2 My point has been made 🤣

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Dudes are weird and none of them own face wash. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

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@ladydonahue Surprised we didn’t have to trade sweaters again 🤣 mi closet es su closet!

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Someone just told me I looked like the mother of dragons and I know it’s a game of thrones reference but that’s all I know

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Jacob just said we were going to check out stone canyon. Definitely thought he meant the pizza place. Stone canyon is a golf course y’all #ShouldveKnownBetter

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@ladydonahue @Britax Chin up, mama! Have fun 💕

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@ladydonahue Truly #blessed

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Jacob was just making fun of how fast I eat and then said “well you don’t really chew your food” oh ok

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Jacob and I just ate unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks the night before running a 5K. This is not going to end well

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Throwback to that one time, literally a week ago, when I shaved off half my eye brow

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I just sent my mom a handful of pictures from Alysa’s birth (nothing graphic, ya sickos) and her response was just “why?...”