Greg Schindler

Plus-sized hand model | former @funnyordie | future nostalgist

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The Mavericks can’t wait to trade Cooper Flagg to the Lakers. #nbadraft2025

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The most shocking upset in sports history is Deion Sanders’ son being passed up for a white kid from Utah with greater mobility.

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This is egg-regious.

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Might ball out and order eggs at the club tonight.

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With all due respect to Mariah, Beverly D’Angelo will always be the true Queen of Christmas.

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With all due respect to Clark Griswold, what the fuck kind of holiday bonus was he expecting that would cover putting in a swimming pool and flying in all of his relatives to dedicate it?

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They should try advertising Dr. Pepper during college football.

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Yeah, but could Mike Tyson beat Mr. Beast? Or maybe Blippi?

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Tyson’s glove must taste like Holyfield’s ear.

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Live look at Jake Paul

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@Utah_Football Utah wins 21-20 after BYU gives 10% to the church.

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Imagine going through this without Halloween candy.

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Election night be like:

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Telling someone who they look like is one of life's biggest gambles.

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Think Snoop Dogg would ever advertise something?

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Before the internet, people argued about things because they couldn't look them up, so it's nice to have the internet now so no one argues anymore.

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@BlaiseKood51790 @AlwaysCFB 😎

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Does Florida State even lift?