Eden

Purdue ‘21

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[Eden @SchipperEden]

@ChipotleTweets @CashApp #ChipotleGuacMode $edenschipper the number of veggie bowls I could buy if I won is unreal 🌶🥑🫑🍅🥬

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

obsessed with having the best of both worlds aka going out and dressing up and pretending to be a party girl but then also being home and in bed before midnight

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

had a crush for a second but then he said he doesn’t like ranch dressing and i’m sorry, as midwest trash I simply cannot abide that kind of attitude toward a DELICACY in my culture

[Eden @SchipperEden]

@sarahptashnik “This is Sarah tweeting live from the where else bathroom”

[🙏🏽 @mentallyhealing]

it’s crazy how your siblings actually have their own lives i literally see them as side characters in mine

[𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @dreamyygal]

i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

truly wine is such a dangerous gamble bc having another glass could either do absolutely nothing or create a slutty monster who will (probably) cry

[Eden @SchipperEden]

@izzydelrey2 @sarahptashnik I fact checked this

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am very much struggling with the concept that it’s december tomorrow?? apparently time flies when you are having absolutely not fun at all

[SZA @sza]

These times too real to be surrounded by half ass love . Dead that.

[Eden @SchipperEden]

@sarahptashnik I support this movement

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

dating me is like owning a cat because I can definitely survive on my own but that doesn’t mean I don’t moderately enjoy your love and attention too

[elaina @lainypalladino]

Does the UV index control your day or are you normal

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

if your girl texts you “omg” with no context she either found a sale at tjmaxx or she totaled her car there is no in between