Schipp Ames

Opinions are mine and come from a place that mostly means well.

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@richierichtoo @nytimes Truth to power

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@nytimes “lorry” is not American English. You should be ashamed #wordle

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2028 Prediction: it will be the most important election in history

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Is Big Social Media the next Big Tobacco? It was fine until it wasn’t.

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My 11 year old just asked me who the first guy to ever milk a cow was and said how brave he was.

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Congress has passed the appropriations bills in time for the start of the fiscal year only FOUR times since the modern budget process was adopted in the 1970s. The last time was in 1997. Why do we freak out every time?

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@gjones714 Dude. We strugglin too

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@tunespeak @zachlanebryan @Ticketmaster @tunespeak @zachlanebryan @ticketmaster it also won't show you all the available tickets and tries to limit you to fewer options to drive prices. There is less transparency in ticket availablity which is intentional to cause uncertainty and make you pay more. Nice work!

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@tunespeak @zachlanebryan @ticketmaster So can anyone explain how the dynamic pricing works? I'm pretty sure there are dummy tickets that are unavailable and they just want to see what you will put in your cart to help with data to determing the "market demand"

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Anybody wanna start a @gofundme for @fatzcafe?

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@collins_neal isn't "radical moderates" an oxymoron?

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No, you didn't "give me back time." You just ran an efficient meeting. Congratulations!

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As if the world wasn’t already falling apart, @Zaxbys is cancelling the Buffalo chicken salad. It must’ve done something really bad. #apocalypse

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The home of the brave?

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Just when you think you have everything together, your kids get lice, and you question yourself.

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So @RichlandSC has a One-Call Response Center you can call and receive no response whatsoever. Very on brand for Richland County!

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Poll: Who has created more national holidays? @Hallmark or @Facebook?

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Conversations should be vacations.

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Your stat of the day: 1 out of 520 Americans has died from COVID.

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