Courtney Conundrum

Creator of Schizer Party, Sugar Hams, & Scissor Tits.

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

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[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Trump attorneys sent @propublica a cease and desist order demanding this article not be published, so you should definitely read it, ASAP.
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[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

When I was a little boy, the Japanese military attacked Pearl Harbor. It was a surprise attack, and thousands of U.S. servicemembers perished. As a nation, we were stunned. And we vowed to strike back. Revenge was understandably on everyone’s mind, including many Americans of Japanese descent who opposed the emperor and were peaceful and law-abiding U.S. citizens and residents.

In its zeal to exact that revenge, however, the U.S. government overreacted, out of fear and bigotry. They targeted everyone who happened to look like the people who had carried out the attack. Those of us who had done nothing wrong were forced to pay the consequences for the decisions of others far away and disconnected from us. We were interned for years, in open-air prisons, while America went off to fight Japan, Germany and Italy.

It’s so important that we carry the lessons of the past through to today. Merely because one group commits atrocities and acts with depravity does not mean vast hundreds of thousands or even millions of others should be lumped together with them and made to suffer. We must never paint with the brush of justice and retaliation too broadly, or the toll of human suffering will rise immeasurably.

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

@fatherdaughter @cool__slut @whoissheband Just ordered the vinyl + t-shirt bundle as a birthday gift to myself.

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

I am 51.7% Goth, 43.3% Nerd, placing me in the LARP category: https://t.co/TIEazRLSFr via @idr_labs

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

@lizzo Gave me full body chills and I cried, so beautiful.

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

@DougBenson Phish food by Ben & Jerry

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

@lizzo Feeling READY TO GOOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!

[LIZZO @lizzo]

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[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

Thanks Caroline Rose for spending 820 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Soul No. 5. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/TBS6cZH6vQ

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Oh my goodness watch this

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Why do I share DMs calling me a cunt or commenting on my age and physical appearance or wishing for my death or sexual assault? Because the men who write them work among us at hospitals, as firefighters, in the military. They don’t deserve anonymity if they’re toxic or dangerous.

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

I'M MEOWRBIIIIIIIIIN

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Ban assault rifles, not books.

Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies.

Protect kids, not lobbyists.

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Fun fact: that verse is a freestyle 🤫

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

Holy sh**

[Tolshak @Tolshak_]

@pattonoswalt https://t.co/9fNUIapvnS

[Courtney Conundrum @SchizerParty]

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[Ham Taylor @MCAWVU]

@AOC This is a fantastic response.