Austin

Vaccinated computer nerd who plays D&D. He/him. Network Engineer. Former HS teacher. Chaotic good bisexual. Dual citizen 🇨🇦/🇺🇲

[Austin @Schizo_Fox]

If the priesthood came with the eldritch blast cantrip I'd still be a member

[Vivian @suchnerve]

seduce an autistic man with this one simple trick!!

directly tell him you’re attracted to him, that you want to go out on a romantic date with him, and that this is not a joke, prank, or just being nice, nor is there additional meaning hidden between the lines

[Austin @Schizo_Fox]

2 down, 61 to go

[lina ★ @gittana on bsky @gittanart]

it’s them.

[sparkleboob @baysueb]

serious mania on the verge of delirium and hospitalization is so fun i love being a little psychotic lol

[Austin @Schizo_Fox]

1 down, 62 to go

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

he has risen

[nessa ✨ @vanessavibes_]

Sometimes I take three business days to reply to texts but then I get embarrassed and anxious that it took me so long that I don’t know what to say so I just don’t respond ever and that’s how I single handedly sabotage all of my friendships. Xx.

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a socially awkward little guy

[Smitty Giddy and Gay @nikinono2]

I yearn to live in bee and puppycat's world. I YEARN

[Syrup @imsierralin]

My liver’s mad at me…fuck it we ball

[SJRE LP 2 @cleamingthegube]

We recognize concerns that our band "romanticizes sadness", but there are emo bands that do far worse. There are some that romanticize Ohio.

[Utah Transit Riders Union (UTRU) @RideUTRU]

If someone wants to slap a snazzy logo on this, we wouldn't say no.

Inspired by today's news that Idaho, Utah, and Nevada want to work together to create a passenger rail corridor.

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

leftist bf: we live in a society
feral gf: (foaming at the mouth) you must solve my riddles three if boobs it is you wish to see

[c @yrlocalcatmilf]

im so touch deprived im going to put my head through a wall

[Rachel @token_funger]

Terrified of the StarWarsification of Lord of the Rings

[stargirl🎸 @iCyberGirI]

“wtf r u on??” the spectrum

[chole @chloyofosho]

LEAVE NO GOD DAMN TRACE