Brian Schlatman

[Brian Schlatman @Schlatmerica]

@elonmusk I can has job¿

[Brian Schlatman @Schlatmerica]

@MachineGunKA Yuji Nagata Christmas dropped this morning. Merry Christmas Eve to us!

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@TheJimCornette @jayzaretsky

[Brian Schlatman @Schlatmerica]

@bet365 what a scam.
My bet did not win, and that’s not the issue, I lost overall, but you didn’t count one of my correct parlay options. Every team scored in every quarter yet your app says I lost that portion. Very disappointing

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@davemeltzerWON Shut the fuck up dave.

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@TheJimCornette

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@GreatBrianLast Put me in the effing Facebook group already!! I’ve been waiting since day 2.

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@jayzaretsky

[Val Venis™ (The Big Valbowski™) @ValVenisEnt]

HELLO BIOLOGICAL LADIES!

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@circlekcan This is totally rigged. I’ve won once. Once. And I’ve played every day since it started.
Do better.

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@TonyKhan fix the sound and use the big screen above the ring. We can’t hear shit.

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@elonmusk I can haz job?

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@TheJimCornette have you seen this??

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@TonyKhan @arielhelwani @tonyschiavone24 You’re a little crybaby bitch boy.

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@elonmusk I’ll take the job. #SchlatmansTwitter

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@thecfxgroup where is my withdrawal??

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@itsBayleyWWE They weren’t booing you they were saying Boo-urns

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@KayfabeNews GE THE “F” IN!

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@SimuLiu Is this distasteful? ABSOLUTELY. Is it fucking hilarious? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!

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congrats to @sonnykissxo for being part of the #streetprofits entrance tonight at #Summerslam @wwe #wwesummerslam

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@WWEGraves hey dumb fuck!
It’s Io Shirai. The entrance video said so. Fuck sky.