Laura Schlenker

Bentley Swim & Dive • Bleed Blue

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

@kirbsusa @realDonaldTrump HAHAHA my parents literally just said “who wrote that for him” 😂

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

THE HOST SHOULD BE ABLE TO MUTE MICROPHONES. I can’t believe I want this to be more like zoom. #Debates2020

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

@LaurenKittredge Boo 👎🏻👎🏻 love my yeti’s!

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

@LynnKrizic @lululemon Thanks @LynnKrizic first run in the books this morning in my new @lululemon speed up tights from you ❤️🏃🏼‍♀️💪🏻

[Elle Mills @millselle]

i don’t know what fucking air everyone was breathing in 2019

but i hope y’all got humidifiers for christmas cause i only want good vibes in 2020

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

No one's more excited for the @tigers vs. @RedSox game tomorrow than @GlennCross90 ⚾️ @Dynatrace

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Extremely disappointed with @united this evening this high pitch screeching noise began from the moment we left the gate and presisted and worsened as the flight continued causing distress for many of the passengers as it was unclear if it was safe to be in the air #scary

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Tbh listening to JT’s album is getting me fucking hype for his halftime performance #tmlt

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

JT just gave the world less than 48 hours to learn his new album before he performs it all at the Super Bowl #savage

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

@HilariousEdited @GregColeman2

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Nothing’s worse than that panicky feeling you get when you check your bags at the airport and you suddenly feel naked and like you forgot everything

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Called @SouthwestAir to ask about my flight back to Boston tomorrow, get off the call and then get a text saying they cancelled my reservation when I didn’t ask them too...sick 🤬

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

At Bridget’s and currently all arguing which color toothbrush is who’s and everyone in Bridget’s family may have just brushed their teeth with my brush 😂

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Me to the gym check-in guy: Hi how’s it goin today?
Guy: Good, how are you?
Me: Good, how are...I just asked that it’s Friday
Guy: It’s ok it’s Friday
Me: *walks away laughing in embarrassment*
10 min later saw him talkin to another employee and then both look at me and laugh 🙈

[Bentley Athletics @BentleyFalcons]

The Bentley soccer field was recently given a patriotic design to honor all of our service members for Veterans Day

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

@onDAnextPAIGE @GirlPosts @emilydemarinis I’m literally crying this is the best thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

#realityhigh on Netflix is probably the dumbest movie with the worst acting yet I still wasted and hour and a half watching 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Would you rather give up pizza or french fries for the rest of your life?!

[Laura Schlenker @Schlenk95]

Smoke alarm goes off at 4am and scares the shit out of me
22 year old me: Daaaaadddddd?!
Some things never change 😂