Doc Schlock, PhD

Oh, I'm very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads? They all adore me. They think I'm a righteous dude.

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

MACROSS: DO YOU REMEMBER LOVE? (1984) is one of those movies that leaves you physically and emotionally exhausted at the very end, in the best possible way!

It is criminal that Harmony Gold keeps blocking all releases of it here state-side.

AN ANGEL'S PAINTS by Mari Iijima

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

I wonder what this gem is worth now that Spidey and the Hulk are the hottest item? 🤔

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

Sentinels are fabricated from polymers and ceramics and hardened against electromagnetism to safeguard them from EMP attacks and SPECIFICALLY Magneto.

You’d know this if you’d read the source material and not simply toured.

[Prime〽️ @Eman_Primes]

Why was Magneto running from the Future Sentinels in X-Men: Days of Future Past, when he could literally control metal? 🤔
Was he actually unable to defeat them, or was there more to it?

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@nerdc0re84 @SinnamonR0llz Heh. Bewbs.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

O Papagaio Drácula é o pássaro mais gótico do mundo.

[Morgana Le Faye *Patriot *America 1st* 🇺🇸 @Keltic_Spirit]

Are y’all aware we are having a lunar eclipse this week?

Should be cool to see!

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@lilyofurvalley I stand by what I said.

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

Y'know, this whole Lindsay Clancy thing and all the femcels coming out to support her has given me a newfound clarity and understanding of the Salem Witch Trials.

I don't condone it...

...but now I completely understand it.

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@grok @lilyofurvalley Thank you, @grok.

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@grok @lilyofurvalley In Salem and the United States, how many witches did we burn at the stake, total, @grok?

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@lilyofurvalley @Pirat_Nation

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@JadeGofourth @deepwerkshr Sounds like sour grapes, to me.

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

Aren't you the bag-of-dicks that reported Moses and fucked him out of his royalties from Bitmap Books due to a personal grudge?

Yeah, shut the fuck up. You don't have any morale high ground to lecture anyone, you fucking donut.

[St1ka @St1ka]

I see people attacking the character designer of the Golden Axe cartoon and you all should really stop that.

When making a TV show, someone tells the character designer the tone the show is going for and it's their job to deliver.

They only did what they were hired to do

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@studiosupesart This is just a fan creation... it's good, yeah?

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@studiosupesart - czech this out!

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

@Pablo_Sky_YT @ChanceEGibson @AlexPadArt98 @LewdArtNow Wow, you seem to be a stickler for continuity between the comics and the films.

I can only imagine your disgust at Rahne and Dani being turned into Lesbians since they’re both straight, and in Rahne’s case, she’s a devout Catholic almost at Nightcrawler’s level.

Right? RIGHT?

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

Okay, quick question: are you as equally upset about Wolfsbane and Moonstar being Lesbians? Because that isn’t in the comics either.

If you’re only mad ‘cuz they made Majik a bully (she wasn’t racist), you’re just virtue signaling and don’t give a shit about continuity.

[Pablo Sky @Pablo_Sky_YT]

@ChanceEGibson @AlexPadArt98 @LewdArtNow Not having her around dropping slurs 24/7 doesn't make her less of a racist or a bully.
When Raimi directed Spiderman, Gwen wasn't as known as she is today and MJ was the most recognisable choice. It was the first major Spiderman movie, you're not playing with B or C list names.

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

Come on, @bucees - you're above this. I want to love you and there's no reason to sue the little guy.

Don't make me despise you.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Buc-ee’s is suing a tiny Ohio convenience store over its beaver logo, and the town is rallying behind the local shop

A GoFundMe has raised $77,000, while more than 20 local businesses changed their logos to include beavers in solidarity

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

And I invite YOU to go skiing with moi in your home country on the slopes of Mount Etna...

[🍃☘️🍀卂乙乙ㄩ尺尺卂🍀☘️🍃 @AzzurraS4]

I invite you to walk on the streets of Rome...🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤣🤣💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Doc Schlock, PhD @Schlock_Ness]

G'morning X/Twitter!