SchlongNetwork

Home to the new and improved train company of Maddytropica!

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The second step in our redesign is our trains! From now on, you will be seeing the wonderful new schlong network trains coming to a station near you!

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We have made the decision to support @DaleJonesM7 in his run for presidency. It has come to our attention that he currently is the only person in Maddytropica to buy a ticket that means he doesn’t leave the train. And spends almost a fortune in the McDonald’s, thank you Dale 😘

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From humble beginnings to a whole new era of travel. Look how far Schlong Network has come! We truly hope you will all enjoy our new design and enjoy being able to travel in style!

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Schlong Network passengers now have the option of joining our VIP BDSM Club! Enjoy our members only carriage!

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@RealMaddyBell @PresidentPaula_ Awfully sorry your Majesty, everything on the trains is for you

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For our @PresidentPaula_ we are installing Tuffins in every train! Unfortunately we can only fit a small one to ensure we still have enough room for people to sit.

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@MickBloodyDoyle Exactly what we mean

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@RealMaddyBell @MickBloodyDoyle No ma’am

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Feeling peckish on your journey? Why not head down to one of our McDonald’s newly renovated! You can find these near the front of the train. Maybe you’ll even see @MickBloodyDoyle !

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@RealMaddyBell @MickBloodyDoyle Your majesty please.

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@RealMaddyBell @MickBloodyDoyle Not right now

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@RealMaddyBell @MickBloodyDoyle No

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@RealMaddyBell @MickBloodyDoyle Not at the moment

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@RealMaddyBell @MickBloodyDoyle Not quite your majesty

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@RealMaddyBell @PresidentPaula_ No black people allowed. We may make an exception for Purple Aki and Beetlejuice

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The second step in our redesign is our trains! From now on, you will be seeing the wonderful new schlong network trains coming to a station near you!

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@PresidentPaula_ @MickBloodyDoyle We can certainly find a way to get one

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@PresidentPaula_ @RealMaddyBell Oh uh, well this is awkward Madam President

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@MickBloodyDoyle Then we’ll make a new post mick! Bye bye!