Matthew McKee

Born in Hell, casted as an American.

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

Browns!

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

It's getting hot in here. #GoHeat

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy looks like I'm going to purchase another jersey! #whiteguyswhoplayfootball

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy because this is America and we do whatever the fuck we want to do.

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy :D

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

Oh Arnold. #goodmoveBL #goodmove

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

There we go Broncos. #touchdown

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

Patriots are going no where.

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy <slowly takes off jersey and hides in closet>

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy wait wtf happened?! I thought it was over...oh boy

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy yup that's a #stinger. Can't wait to wear my browns jersey at publix. #rareoccasion

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy so...80 yd touchdown to Gordon. Not looking so good for NE.

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy how bout dem Browns.

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

My kicker on FF just attempted a 70+ yd field goal. #thatwouldofbeennice

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy I hope he was reaching for a gun to shoot himself. I'd def poop on Selena Gomez's chest. #poopsex #VMA

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

He must of had a bad hair day. #sockcap “@TheRyGuy: I now hate music..#VMAs”

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

@TheRyGuy funny - I literately just unfollowed him b/c of that shit.

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

Watch out puerto rican ladies in Miami, the Heat players are going to impregnant you and it won't be willingly! #partyinmiami

[Matthew McKee @Schmckee]

Just gave the homeless 8 boxes of left over food from a company party. I think an equal deed would be to kill someone.

[Cigar City Brewing @CigarCityBeer]

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