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prima la carne • lost-a in the pasta

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Sorority girl trying to make it through the 3rd day of recruitment: I’ll tell ya what, I’m exhausted.

Recruitment chair:

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@shtevehull @jaboukie This BETTER be real!

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dentist: ok, any questions or concerns before we start the procedure?

me: yeah, can I still eat pasta tonight

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like a corona, but it’s obnoxiously healthy relative

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@heyitsmaddieeee Sadly, I did not 😞

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Wow this sounds lit. Might recreate it for 24.

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I got a whole notification about this?

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Went gluten-free for a whole day yesterday and today someone at work offered me free pasta so we all know how that one turned out. Food restrictions whoooo?

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my workout studio plays “cheyenne” by jason derulo at least twice a week during the final burnout and that’s either a coincidence or amazing customer service

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This Is Us? This Is WHOOO?!

[b.b @benoobrown]

When the waiter says “tell me when to stop with the parmesan” https://t.co/Slia7lo91l

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When your workout instructor says

“IT’S 9/11. RUN FOR THOSE WHO CAN’T RUN FOR YOU”

.....that gets a room moving. 🇺🇸

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@heyitsmaddieeee BAHAHAHA I am cackling

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Had a great work day, scored tickets to an event I’m stoked for, got treated to a pedi, worked out, aaaand Dancing Queen came on the radio???? Damn Tuesday you did not have to go that hard.

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@TaiariolJean @DetroitCityFC vacation looks good on you 😎

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@heyitsmaddieeee plz no 💀

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@daltondenomme IDK. It’s not like it’s a new concept!

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I think I’ve heard the word “charcuterie” more in the last year of my life than the 22 years before that combined.

[SAVANNA @schmidtsavanna]

*cheyenne and i in the middle of watching drake & josh*

cheyenne: clearly i’m josh

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drove my jeep down the hill in my grandparents’ backyard and the last time I did that was in my barbie jeep :,)

[SAVANNA @schmidtsavanna]

omg r u guys twins