John Heimer-Schmidt

Center for the West Kendall Platoon, GM of the Vancouver Whalers

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

The ref who blew the whistle was distracted by Rex Ryan, You've gotta be kidding. #whistlegate

[Cortney 🍷 @cortzquartz]

Hey @macklemore and @RyanLewis! I'm a senior at Aliso Niguel High School. We won the Chegg contest, but its being taken away from us. Help!

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

@Jcink why is jcink being so slow today?

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

Good to see I'm not the only GM around this league without class #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

FA Rankings up now! Find out if your prayers for me not to sign with your team have a chance of coming true! #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

My boy Davey just dropped Birdman right on his ass. Fuck the VHL #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

@BubbaTheNuck GETTEM NUCK #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

@Vikingstod we have one already #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

JC's Morale Sims have left me with high expectations for this season... expect a breakout season from JHS #RAGEagainsttheleague #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

VLAD McZ with his second hatty of the preseason??!?! whattastud #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

@JawdinFourFour Tell that to PGF. Theirs still isnt done #SHLHockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

When you tell Myers you're gonna do the rosters but he still posts it 5 minutes before you finish #disrespectedgmproblems #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

Thinking of starting a new podcast... PM me if you want in #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

This shitty podcast is happening SOON so if you're free PLEASE PM me ASAP #shlhockey special guest Ramicus

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

If you want to be in a shitty, last second podcast, PM me #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

Wolfpack have won the draft so far in my eyes. S20 all over again #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

the Schmidtstorm is coming to the SMJHL #schmidtsquad #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

Holy shit Colin Schmidt the legend named GM of the Falcons. How can I compete against someone I love so dearly??!? #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

The SMJHL committe needs to get their asses in gear.. Haven't named date for expansion draft, entry draft, nor the new Detroit GM #shlhockey

[John Heimer-Schmidt @SchmidtDaScrub]

Officially a Rage? Rager? Angry person? whatever the hell the word is, I'm on the Manhattan Rage now #shlhockey