Christopher Schmidt

Bass & vocals in @BoredAsHellPunk.
Web designer at a job.
Person on Earth.

[Christopher Schmidt @schmidtultra]

Add fries for $4!

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Why are burgers $18

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@yoda Cam York! Yeeted that stick!

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@yoda Prayers answered!

[John Foley @2008Philz]

The Sixers are coming home from Boston with their series tied 1-1. The Flyers are coming home from Pittsburgh leading their series 2-0. The Phillies are also a sports team.

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With no other Philly teams doing well right now, I'm subscribing to

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@JCVD portraying @NHLFlyers in game 2 again the @penguins tonight

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@pale_atlantis No clock, @GhostLifestyle deleted Harry, and @TarynNHatcher is gone. @Phillies need to restore all of this.

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@Phillies is Dave Dombrowski still content where we are? Are you content where he is where he is? Fire him then drop parking and concessions prices for us fans still committed to this mess

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@bryson_stott10 please change your walk up song.

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Can we see stats instead of this image the whole 9th inning?

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@JeffKerrPHL @Phillies What's next, they stop playing High Hopes?! Ridiculous!

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@Achilles_Neil The special is prices went up

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@VSBII @PaceSalsa I've been making my own hot sauce, but I love throwing this salsa on my tacos, quesadillas, eggs, etc.

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@PaceSalsa so could we please bring back the Ghost Habanero Salsa? I can't find it anywhere and am craving that heat for my quesadillas!

[Christopher Schmidt @schmidtultra]

@PaceSalsa I've tried that, but when I go to the results in the priduct locator, all of them are out of stock within several miles of me.

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"They should make a beer that makes you feel good." - @TheKeasbyKnight

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@Devan_Kaney @FanDuel Let's hope fans don't actually duel on @FanDuel sponsored rides!

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At what point does the city of Philadelphia take Jordan Romano into the K lot and tell him to look at the flowers?

[Bored As Hell @BoredAsHellPunk]

And for our first post, we dropped an EP today. Listen on Bandcamp (https://t.co/KedF3ZBKDh) or pre-save it for those other jawns (https://t.co/6MJYmbelzx)

[Christopher Schmidt @schmidtultra]

Online service during a chat with @verizonfios support went great!