Jon Schmig

Casually dismissive of volcanic rock

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Schittsmas is 5 years old: https://t.co/vuYYhUDndZ

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It's weird how coding actually is easier while wearing a hoodie.

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@alongerlook @enaj Which few did you have in mind, sire?

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After almost a year of being threatened with having to return to an office where I have no team members (and no means of getting there regularly), today I was officially approved to work remotely full-time. Praise the Universe!

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@ms_ericaaaaa Amazon One-Click Bankrupts Local Parkinsons Sufferer

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@teashopgirl @politico @axios @guyraz I was on the track team with him... middle distance I think? And his sister was in my class.

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@MinneapolisLiz Yum! No surprises.

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@GhostfaceMillaM Mark, your Catholic is showing.

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@MinneapolisLiz I have used: ketchup, cinnamon, fresh brewed coffee, paella sofrito, red pepper flakes, chipotle pepper in adobo sauce, Aleppo pepper, urfa chili flakes, Garam Masala, toasted and ground cumin seed, grated garlic, blue agave nectar, onion powder, butter.

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@MinneapolisLiz Just making sure the AI is able to more accurately replicate the experience of talking to me in 200 years.

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I can't resist doing this every time we get something shipped w dry ice.

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Listening to @radiok while working is the best. That’s it.

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@reetsyburger Tragically, not his gate or his recent boulevard plantings.

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Our retired neighbor sometimes has trouble parking when he gets home from "fishing".

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@teashopgirl Just watched. It's no "Bortus with a mustache" but a fine show in its own way.

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@alongerlook That's really well done! I like the paint job in the follow-up.

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@LeoFrigoPier13 OOF!

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Starting a drone building club w my neighbor. WCGW?

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Part 3: "We Fixed the Glitch". These guys have a lot to do today so I'm grateful. Still have a low wire and a big mess.