Chris Schreiner

Former ad man from Vegas living the wine country dream in Napa. Renaissance man, bon vivant poet, cook, hobby winemaker, singer, phone photographer & quick wit.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Coming soon!

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

Happy birthday @GroovyBruce !!

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

@HouseGOP Agree. So stop coordinating with Russia.

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

@WhiteHouse Surely that area is under constant surveillance. Prove there was vandalism.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

JD Vance one year ago today:

“I empathize with Americans who are exhausted after 25 years of foreign entanglements in the Middle East. I understand the concern, but the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents"

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Robin Williams warned the US about Donald Trump and his links to Miss America Pageants and underage girls in 2012.

Really should have listened.

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

@MikeNellis Also weird coming from a lesbian

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

#EpsteinsBestFriend

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

@LindseyGrahamSC Your party seems to not know what obliterate means... cuz you can't do that repeatedly.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Putting a real public library in President Obamas library was the best way to keep MAGA out of there.🤣

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

The Strait of Hormuz is closed again. That lasted about as long as the reflection pool paint job.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

At 9AM, JD Vance claimed the Strait of Hormuz was open on Fox News.

At 10AM, Iran announced the Strait remains closed.

It could not be more clear that the Trump admin has absolutely no control over the situation right now.

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

okay this is hilarious

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

One cannot expect to control the Strait of Hormuz during Pride. Wait for Strait Pride Month.

[Screen Time @ScreenTimeUK]

#gaypride is visibility & we've been visible for 44 years. We still have lots of photos left to recreate!🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🏳️‍⚧️

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

@WhiteHouse So show us the agreement, word for word.

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Man, here I thought the years of W were going to be the most redneck shit from a POTUS in my lifetime. Not even in the same galaxy.

[Chris Schreiner @Schmingus]

@SecRubio I hope this sycophancy is worth the forever tarnish on your name and reputation future citizens will look back on.