Schmit Happens

The Official Twitter feed from Iowa City's only blog with an Official Coondog Mascot. We have other things too. Oh ya, other things indeed...

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So I’ve just been told about this new jam band Goose. Bout to take a deep dive. Anyone got any “must listen to” tracks?

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@KCRG As a Democrat, I blame our state party’s failures as much as much as this demagogue.

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@RepBoebert If only all the gay married men could have a marriage like yours. Nothing says pride like a punch to your kids face.

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@TomiLahren Proud to be part of the hegemony? Lot of benefits to it, but being able to call yourself a brave trailblazer isn’t one of them. (But fuck, why not? It’s America. Whatever sells!)

[Iowa City Police Hallucinations @IC_ActivityLog]

MALE THREATENING TO KILL HIS INVISIBLE FRIEND, TAKING SWINGS AT HIM, WALKING SOUTH EAST NOW ON MUSCATINE TOWARDS COURT, WM LONG BROWN HAIR, BLUE JACKET, BLUE JEANS

[KCRG-TV9 @KCRG]

Biden official accused of stealing luggage from airport; warrant issued, police say https://t.co/IgojMRchMN

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@CovidHermit @ChuckGrassley What’s in it?

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@IAGovernor I wish I was qualified to be the governor of Iowa. One more OWI and maybe i’ll make my run.

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@caseysgenstore I will be boycotting your store until the return of the BBQ Beef Pizza. You had the greatest pizza ever, then you took it away. Until then it’s Kum N Go and QuickStop all the way

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a stegosaurus. Please only send Cenozoic era dogs. Thank you... 12/10

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

So, to sum up the Supreme Court’s week: life begins at conception and ends in a mass shooting.

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Limited out on Walleye with these two fellers! Good trip to Clear Lake! @ Clear Lake, Iowa https://t.co/qCYsJJX7y6

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Merrill, Tom and I started a tradition this winter at Clear Lake. One ice fishing trip, and this is the first summer boat trip. Let the walleye keep rolling in! @ Clear Lake, Iowa https://t.co/6BdwSHKj0O

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Summer’s started!! @ Coralville Reservoir https://t.co/snhSFPufg7

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Uhhhhhh https://t.co/bFKALgW34J

[Jack Cocchiarella @JDCocchiarella]

Matt Gaetz is a piece of shit.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

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[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

This is inflation. Higher prices at the grocery store. A supply chain crisis that is killing businesses along the border.

This is what Greg Abbott is doing to Texas.

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@IC_ActivityLog Because kidnapping children is no excuse to neglect routine vehicle care. Weird I didnt get an amber alert, but excited to see the headlines tomorrow.