not so slim shady

Confessions of a fat man. I regret a lot of my Tweets.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Big shout out to @beanstoast for playing Fancy Dress Frisbee at the @CastleandFalcon last night. Even bigger shout out to @BigTC_ for getting on stage to sing it. Wicked night and we will both stop banging on about that song now 🍻 #Music #Gigs #Birmingham #LiveMusic

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

The new @SkinnyLister album is class. Quick question, we're the lyrics in the songs focused on mental health? Either way I thought it was great and you all smashed it - I felt the lyrics helped me either way.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

The new @SkinnyLister song and video is class, and what timing on my birthday 🍻.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

The singer Cher has been accused of hiring four men to kidnap her own son. Bet she wishes she could turn back time.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

What you, doing @elonmusk changing Twitter to X .what a Twat

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Nobody cares In 2023.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Nice to hear @beanstoast getting a shout out on The Last Leg for Glastonbury.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Getting told your CV was the best in the application process but the business received it late by about an hour.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Cracked a rib, niceeeee.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

@JakeBaldino is there a Tenchu game anywhere in the works. Im getting old and now sick of big game developers saying 'sorry we don't support that anymore'.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

DHL and Cold Play collaborating is a massive advert for euthanasia.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Didn't get the alarm. Sound.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

'Gimme the gear and we'll go' was the official statement I heard.

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

Been a pleasure @bbcstrictly x ❤️

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

David Tennant's suit on #ComicRelief is sick.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

And now.....

..... there's not a dry eye in the house.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Bring back the TV show Golden Balls with Jasper Carrott.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Absolute banger. Well done.

[Beans on Toast @beanstoast]

It feels good to be BACK OUT ON THE ROAD!!
New single out now, people!
Check it out, and share it around.
Tour kicks off in a couple of weeks.
Can't wait to see you all.
Much Love
Beans xxx
https://t.co/qFxlBWTExG

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I tripped in France.

Eiffel over.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

Can't believe @McDonalds ruined the Ferris Buller theme tune with their advet.

[not so slim shady @Schmiten]

I've accidentally ran to Windsor.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it