Schmitty 🔻

Moronic dingus |
United Small Accounts Poster Local 69420 | pronouns are he/him

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@neosovietposter He just like me fr

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@MathewCarson11 @cabraliberada @tuffluffjimmy @DialecticDemon You know how schools take it easy on like football players so they can keep playing?

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@MathewCarson11 @SinclaireOO @tuffluffjimmy @DialecticDemon *having my recruiter do my asvab for me because I have dogshit for brains and will be sent out to be a meat shield* ACTUALLY YOU HAVE TO BE REALLY SMART

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@tuffluffjimmy I like to say "oh we actually charge veterans more" they really love it

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@RiceNationalist @AmirThe2nd The freest nation in the world lmao

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What is it fuckin meercat Friday out here there's all these weasels biting me and crawling into my orifaces frankly it's a lot to deal with I have very little emotional intelligence

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@adore4elano 💯

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@Julianninchi @mealdealtruther Lol alright cool thanks guy

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@mealdealtruther This is only a fraction of why this happens tho

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@mealdealtruther Well you see we are generally dumb as hell but we let our people suffering from religious psychosis isolate themselves from broader society and homeschool their kids

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@foxdiepopuli_ Lmao

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Martin Luther had a primitive version of fandom brain

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@foxdiepopuli_ C'mon you know JD is pure bottom

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@SweatieAngle *still hanging out because this reply should have put up numbers* you get it because like it's a laughing gull

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@SweatieAngle Who's laughing now that the clam is on the other foot

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@the_valued Not exactly but a coworkers niece died suddenly and he was talking about it on the CB radio and everyone is like oh man that sucks she was so young (early 40s exercises eats right blah blah) and he was like "yeah I just hope it had nothing to do with all the boosters she got" lol

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Woah I'm having deus vous here guys it's like it's guinea pig Monday up in this bitch

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@SweatieAngle Then you also get the follow-up faking losing the baby somehow ruse plus modifiers like abortion or miscarriage both of which can be further modified by stress, genetics, abuse, etc.... damn you women really do have it good

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*Mammon worshipper voice* you venerating that martyr pretty hard there playboy

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@ChristandGuitar It's pure idolatry

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*guy who can't rember the term groundhogs day* what is it fuckin muskrat Wednesday around here or what???