Lil

-adventure junkie- good time enthusiast

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

I "tri"ed

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

#namajunas length for the win @joerogan @danawhite #UFC251 #masvidal

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

#namajunas length for the win @joerogan @danawhite #UFC251 #masvidal

[Kristen Clarke @KristenClarkeJD]

Rayshard Brooks.

A 27 yr old father of 3 girls and 1 stepson. Was celebrating his daughter’s 8th birthday and was planning to take her skating.

His crime? Allegedly sleeping in his car in a Wendy’s parking lot in Atlanta. Shot 3 times in the back and killed. #RayshardBrooks

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

here i am, trying to support my local @tacobell. due to health concerns, i am not long able to eat beef. while i waited patiently for 45 min in the long drive thru line, i couldn’t wait to try the black bean crunchwrap supreme.. as its been ages since i’ve had one, and then this.

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

@frunkmurtin 🙋🏼‍♀️

[steve @stubasceve]

Secret texting codes your unvaccinated kids could be sending:

WYD- when you dying?

LMAO-look measles are oncoming

ROFL-rubella onset fucking likely

DTF-dying of tetanus on Friday

WTF-when’s the flu?

NGL- not gonna live

IDC- Innocent dying children

[soup @squirl_haggard]

[to the cat] r we good

[MARINA @MarinaDiamandis]

When people hear the first song they'll probably think "Oh, I think I know what this album is gonna sound like" but they have noooooo idea

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

If I text you “on my way” you better reply or i’m not leaving

[𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙫𝙮 𝙦 ✌🏽 @quintobeann]

some of you dudes are missing out on dope ass relationships with girls bc you don’t know how to have platonic friendships

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

@RomanH99 gotta have some optimism i guess haha 🤭

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

turning 21 this year
life crazy

[Lil @SchmitzLilli]

relatable college tweet 102737372: My parents will always be the most reliable morning alarm.