Chip Schmohl

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If your wife cheated on you with a Savannah banana I feel like you’d have to kill yourself

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

911 i need your help. whats the problem. 2 girls fitin ova me. whats the problem. the ugly 1 winin

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tyrese Haliburton will be away from the Pacers for at least 2-3 weeks after being diagnosed with shingles, per HC Rick Carlisle

Hope he makes a speedy recovery 🙏

[Carlos A. Lopez @LosTalksPats]

#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel says he would probably only cut off half of a very important appendage for a Super Bowl.

“I mean, I’d probably cut it in half. Leave her 6.” 😂😂😂

(🎥 @BussinWTB)

[kira-ann @charrlysa]

this movie would be so good if not for the fatphobia thats not even scientifically accurate

[NFL @NFL]

first trip to the biggest stage ❤️💙

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Total CLASSLESS attitude in winning by BEN JOHNSON coach of the ⁦@ChicagoBears⁩ in the fab comeback to beat the ⁦@packers⁩ .Main theme should have been the gutty comeback not the childish F__ Packers comments - via @ESPN App https://t.co/oKeUkwx5mb

[Jim Murray @bigjimmurray]

Yes Terry McAulay, come in and explain this corrupt bullshit

[Miami Hurricanes @MiamiHurricanes]

GET GIG’D 🙌 #GoCanes

[Sam @bbladdict]

yall praising him as if he didn’t mock palestinians at the peak of genocide

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Heismendoza

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Moe Szyslak when I don’t put him in my parlay

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

hang in there brother only 5 weeks til Xmas 🔥🔥

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

“Alcoholism runs in the family”

Yea, and so does being a fucking beast. I’ve got a legacy to uphold

[That One Boston Fan @ThatOneBosFan]

Who made this 👀😭

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

when my kids tell me to buckle my seatbelt

[Monsieur Chowdery, PhD @daleMcQueef]

Asked my uber driver if he could even see the road… he just told me to live bet the over and everything would be okay

[Alexander Newman @AlexNewman55]

“Hey Chuck what does b-a-n-n-e-d mean on tinder?”