Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber

A fluffy catboy poet failing spectacularly at just about everything. I do dumb things on stream and write awful, cringe inducing poetry.

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[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I made Twitch affiliate! Yaaaay! Enough people were entertained by my insanity that the Twitch Owl gave me a letter. He seemed, uh. Really intent on me getting it. Thank you everyone for your support and for being so awesome!

Art by @breathlesshunt!
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[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I got bored waiting for my toast so I popped it early and now it's not toasty enough and I do not in any way attribute my disappointment to my actions.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Some days I wanna be Patroclus and some days I wanna be Achilles. Either way I wanna be painted on a pot and smashed by Link.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Painting setup complete! Now I just gotta sit down and start painting. Yep. Just gotta get to it. Any day now. Annnnnny time soon...

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Thought I was doing better but I'm not. Just kinda spiralling downwards again.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Not me ugly crying at the end of a game I've already played through a half dozen times.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I have been planning out purchasing a new computer so I can stream again, but then student loan cancellation was cancelled and I have to start making payments again in like a month and that's all my disposable income gone. Yay.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I bought a keyboard cleaner brush so I can have an extra little snack every now and then.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Bye Reddit. I will forever miss your vast realms of adorable art and kitten gifs and the five hundred assorted yaoi subreddits I subbed to.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Plz I just wanna gaaaaame

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I fixed my printer! It was such a huge pain but now it works and I can go on make all sorts of lewd anime statues...uh. I mean. Totally normal miniatures. Of things.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Planning out my new computer build so I can finally, finally, FINALLY start streaming again. Hopefully. Maybe. Possibly? Probably!

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

The trick is to buy the Skittles in a big bag with small bags inside. That way you can't just eat them all at once! I mean, you can, but it takes more effort.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

It was like scrolling a real-scale galaxy map and I'm an ULAS star.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I tried to play with the Twitter interaction circle thingy but it took me so long to zoom out enough to find someone else that I gave up.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

I'm so tired the bags under my eyes won't fit into overhead storage anymore.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

It's been 7 months since I've been able to stream and I just feel so down about it. I miss being an idiot catboy online. I'm already an indoor catboy irl, but online I get pink hair!

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Everytime I open Snapchat and just see my face staring back at me I wonder why I have this app. But one time it let me know I had lettuce in my teeth so that was nice.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Headpats plz. Someone pet the fluffy pink catboy.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

If your ring doorbell whistles at me as I walk up, I then you are a monster and deserve to have your internet throttled everyday unless you call Comcast and deal with their customer support. I don't care who your ISP is, you have to sit on the phone with Comcast and suffer.

[Schmooples 🙀Poet Vtuber @SchmooplesVT]

Sometimes my whole life just feels like putting things into boxes and then taking them out again. My books, my clothes, my feelings... wait, no. That last one stays in the box forever.