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@SenTomCotton 🤣

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@sianydevine @TNLUK And let's not mention when the numbers increased from 49 to 59, decreasing the odds of getting jackpot from 1 in 13 million to 1 in 45 million.

The new prizes are a travesty

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@RhysxRose @superTV247 🤣 I also thought how much of the "poetry" was AI inspired!!!

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#bgt Ironically, it looks more like "shite" than "smile"

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@Notts_Blade Ironically, that looks more like "shite" than "smile"

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@LenzoToggz Hotter than the fire act

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#Eurovision #esc UK - If you told me this was the German entry from 30 years ago I'd believe you

And I'd still say it's shit

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@TonyBalony Probably UK

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@darrenjl I'm Banga-Ranga (call me crazy)

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#Eurovision #esc Bulgaria - Romesh Banga-Ranganathan @RomeshRang

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#ImACeleb Scarlett is so genuine and lovely in the voicemail part

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@StephenMulhern @antanddec What's with the arrangement of the chips?

Looks like someone has spelt a Japanese swear word to wind you up

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@6c3gao Are you taking about the judges?

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#BGT FFS - is this really appropriate for Sat night TV? Walking on machetes and then hanging by one under your neck but putting "do not try this at home" is not an excuse.

Disgusting

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#SNLUK 30 mins in and much better than I thought it would be, but mainly because Tina Fey is holding it together.

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@TNLUK Like many others, I'm unable to update my debit card on your site even though my balance is zero. It's expired and I can't delete the old card.
Rang the helpline, went through all the automated questions, only to be told to call back later and cut me off. Same on webchar

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@OliReading I know, because it gets idiots like me commenting on it 😂

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#thefloor this show needs a refresh if it gets a second series.
- No fake whispering just before the match
- Stop Rob Brydon doing the "gasp" look when a contestant gets an answer wrong
- Tell contestants to calm down on the board

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#bgt don't try this at home kids

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@LondonLad6699 There's only one way to find out