FalconHoodlum

Techsploitationist • Brain Pilot • Stateless, classless, egalitarian • The man from Contraristan • Call me Trailer Moon or Edward Handlebars

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im a tugboat trapped in a paradox

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I'm not gonna not gonna make it in the good way, I'm gonna not gonna make it in the bad way.

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You know what they say @keen

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@fishPointer My party trick is "pick a number between 1-1000". I get 10 guesses, they tell me higher or lower. then just binary search. It has never impressed anyone, "that's just fancy math shit" they say.

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what? is 80mg vyvanse too much? 🫥

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@fishPointer Inkscape, trace bitmap

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@fishPointer I've been working on a pitch to get the board to agree to one of these for our shop

https://t.co/dR9sb0kEZm

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@fishPointer Shii. You are an interesting folk.

My workspace keeps moving to the office so I don't do as much embedded stuff as a decade ago, but I really love it. I do a lot of PLC work so I still get to scratch that itch

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@fishPointer one of which?

im imagining lvle day job, plays with 3-phase for a hobby 😎

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@fishPointer some live their lives under the Class II exemption. some call <1500V "low voltage"

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@fishPointer Im not an engineer but design & build control panels under UL508A/CSA22.2#286

I bring the designers ideas to life, tying off loose ends like logic, compliance, UI/UX & assembly

polyglots responsible for understanding the minds of the designer, customer, inspector & fabricator

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Why do so many women look like they came directly from the uncanny valley? Modern beauty standards are insane. No one cares. Get fucked, be happy. ✌️

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@fishPointer Mine is "never leave your workspace in the same state that you found it in"

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@fishPointer Don't even know what to be terrorized by

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She was an understudy on the cast of eyes wide shut

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We control very little. The rest is telemetry

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@itspoidaman Mostly "the medium is the message"

The audience is sophisticated & totally degenerate. Virality is conformity thru gradient descent; creator feeds audience, audience feeds algo, algo feeds creator

Good art is subjective and personal, being found, made, and consumed all at once.

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@0x466161 First draft, prototype, or MVP.

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@Supanovi @fishPointer They are, the outputs are just incomprehensible

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why are all the industrials like this

https://t.co/3RqIG3Lh3k