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September 18✨ @chelseafc

[omor j @omorj0x]

please pmo

i have a laptop, a phone, constant data supply and light, have to make $2k before November ends

im begging

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

Arsenal have so many likeable players. Thankfully I have enough hate in my heart to overcome my morality

[Felix @felixherbt]

Those who sold petrol at N67 and N165 per litre are incompetent leaders, while the one selling it for N1,550 is a nation builder.

You’re just a foolish being!

[Moe @Mochievous]

I’m sorry but this contentification of everything cannot be our life now. We are in hell

[Kamal @heykamal__]

you no even lie.

you fit go like one whole week without feeling anything. you go just dey your own, convince yourself say you don move on, start one useless lock in, dey learn web development and technical analysis like say na that one go fix your life. then one random afternoon, you go just dey scroll your phone jejely, con stumble on one stupid picture of her and everything go just come rushing back. now you’re fighting the urge to text her, wondering wetin she dey do at that exact moment, whether she still thinks about you, whether she even misses you at all. you go con enter snap, tell yourself say you just wan check old memories, then boom, she’s right there in your chat. and the funniest part be say both of una dey inside the chat at the same time, nobody wan text first. you dey look her bitmoji, she probably dey look your own too, and somehow that silence dey louder than any conversation una fit have. you go finally leave the chat because wetin you wan even talk? then two minutes later, you go check again and see say she don leave too. now you’re just there staring at your screen, wondering if she came there for the same reason you did, and whether both of una are just pretending not to miss each other.

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Then. Now. Forever 💙

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

You’re overdoing this losing thing. We want you to lose but not everyday. Have some shame ffs @ManUtd

[N0RTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Imagine watching football all your life and never getting a chance to experience this 💔

[korede @_hxmilton]

cristiano ronaldo is the greatest athlete in all of sports history

[Dominic™️ @Dominicye0]

You don’t wanna text first, she don’t wanna text first
Your ego wins, her ego wins
Then who loses ?

Manchester United

[Mike @Mike_RMCF]

"Finally" as if Ronaldo didn't do it years ago followed by you idiots all throwing him under the bus for it followed by supporting some random bald man in booting him out of the club 💀

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

How I expect the plug to be moving after I text him.

[NOMADINHO @BlaqBonez]

SEE U ON FRIDAY

[Gideon @amagideona]

“It’s okay to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connecti….”

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Morgan Rogers long range shot still dey cooler o, buy boutique una no go hear. 😂😂

[JOY @jemssynajoy]

Life feels better when Chelsea wins.

[Speedline @speedlne]

🚨🥇Chelsea superstar Cole Palmer has officially been recognised by Guinness World Records for scoring the fastest perfect hat-trick in Premier League history.

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Enzo Maresca and Enzo Fernandez, ask around, I’m a patient man

[Manae @ManaeThoughts]

When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me