Thomas Schumann

UMN Medical School 2023. Gustavus 2019.

[paris rae @parisrae13]

she won the danimals sweepstakes

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mayorkas Heads To Border To Fire Starter Pistol When Title 42 Expires https://t.co/KcYXO4CXjV

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Noah Starting To Think The Woodpeckers Were A Bad Idea https://t.co/014ch8yKat

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Kid Sadly Realizes He's Too Intelligent To Ever Become President One Day
https://t.co/Exmbcx0nNT

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Disney Punches Back At Ron DeSantis By Changing Height Requirements For All Rides To 6 Feet https://t.co/5JC5fSvqUz

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Law & Order: Microaggression Victims Unit

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts https://t.co/wmdB4nx5oZ

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Al Gore Again Warns The Earth Will Not Make It Past The Year 2012 https://t.co/Q4TtuNZuCq

[Not the Bee @Not_the_Bee]

If there is a single video on climate change that you ever watch, make it this one. https://t.co/JVMUKofhlI

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation In Shock As Politicians Show Up To Work 4 Days In A Row https://t.co/oJVdxZeGyc

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

28.“WE DON’T DO THIS” Even Twitter declined to honor Schiff’s request at the time. Sperry was later suspended, however.

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Leftists: “We need to ban harmful, dehumanizing language.”

Leftists: “It’s not a baby; it’s a parasite.”

[Ian Rowe @IanVRowe]

The $160K wealth gap in favor of whites over blacks when only race is considered is often used as “proof” of present oppression; but is reversed in favor of blacks when married, college educated black families are compared to white, single parent families
https://t.co/XPXD7iMnNp

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Gender Studies Grad Demands Blue-Collar Worker Pay Off Her Loans

#BestOfTheBee

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

The assumption that spending more of the taxpayers' money will make things better has survived all kinds of evidence that it has made things worse.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Disinformation Down 92% As NYT Writers Go On Strike
https://t.co/j6ayaCmshv