@BarstoolBigCat The last bears win over the packers was December 16, 2018. Big Cat became a father in June of 2019. He now has three children, all of whom have never seen the bears beat the packers. #stats
I will NEVER understand why UW didnโt let Virgil have exclusive creative design while he was still around. Having a โ1 of 1โ branding exclusivity would have helped the athletic program reach even higher heights. #UWxOFFWHITE
HUSBANDS, FATHERS! NOW IS THE TIME!
We are entering a critical moment! That special time between Halloween and Christmas where you are needed most! You need to be making merry, you need to be getting festive, you need to be PRESENT!
Do not shy away from the festive duties that can only be accomplished by a man, by a son, a husband, and father! Do not shrink into the living room to watch the game as your wife decorates and lays out the decorative gourds! Do not skip the corn maze and the pumpkin patch!
YOU ARE NEEDED MOST NOW! You need to be playing tastefully rakish tricks, you need to be slipping your children candy and cash, you need to be planning outings, you need to be surprising the women in your life with mums, you need to be spiking punch and sneaking the dog a little Sunday dinner under the table with a fraternal wink and a nod to the nearest child!
Your wife should be looking at you warily this time of year and saying โHey now wait a minute, I know that look!โ
These next three months are when memories are made! THEY NEED TO BE MADE BY YOU!