Kelly Schumacher

Aspiring “Caption This” artist.

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@TheSports_Shift D’Qwell Jackson

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He said Ray was “a stupid athlete” & Jerry Rice “was just stupid.” Clip em & let’s go viral for all the wrong reasons.

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Hey @CKravitz17 I’m confident @Foxworth24 could be a regular Scam Newton if he wanted to be.

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@ZaslowShow Welp, at least we now have more information as to why he’s a Tual bag.

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@tomsegura @bertkreischer I’ve an idea for a tv show. It’s called “Boardwalk Chimpire.” DM me if ya want me to explain the premise.

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@ZaslowShow You know about that 90s Zas album @MichaelRyanRuiz?

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@LeBatardShow Breveland Clowns

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@lindseyyok My favorite is when I hear an analyst talk about all that HE’S been through.

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@Barkley_Tap Prime Time. T.J. Slaughter had a pretty rad actual name.

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@VinnysCorner1 Ken Griffey Jr. & I wouldn’t get to em all.

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@Dameshek Boswell that ends well as they say.

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@HawkEmDownChris Guy McIntyre

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@jemelehill Delta Delta Delta, can I gouge ya gouge ya gouge ya?

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@jasonbenetti 11 year old @gregcote playing Stratomatic Baseball…with his 27 year old pal.

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@TheSports_Shift

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@MichaelRyanRuiz Shut up & drivel.

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@td_nash Curtis Conway

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@VinnysCorner1 I literally just texted my buddies about him & Bernard Gilkey.

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@jeremytache @THUT14 That’s a friggin sweet shirt.

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@Dameshek He’s weird right?