Señor Schumner, Sr.

Fool me twice, can’t put the blame on you

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Daycare sends us photos of Willow about once a week and honestly they’re always the best part of my day

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Wemby owe some French mobsters? Or does he just need someone to photoshop a picture of KAT in a Chet jersey? Or Chet in a KAT jersey

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For safety reasons, Lu Dort should not be legally allowed to play the fourth quarter of a blowout game.

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The Thunder have such a “what are you going to do, call a foul on us EVERY time we foul?” ass game plan and I hate it

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Refs want to see someone get murdered on the court tonight I see

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I’ve never been less worried about the threat of a player getting into a fight than just now watching Devin Booker pretend he’d willingly throw punches with Draymond Green 😂

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This feels like the Warriors final middle finger to Father Time and I’m just fascinated by it. Incredible stuff.

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Schatzi

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Gotta squash the beef if you wanna touch real cheese 😤😤😤

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

It’s The Trial Of Seven Day

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One more year of experience and Carson Beck doesn’t under throw that receiver by eight yards

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@erica_marie123

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Holy meltdown TCU

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@rdmeadows11 😂

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Aaron Rodgers is going to be so mad Loop missed that after he gets murdered for four quarters in Pittsburgh in January by the Texans defense

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Someone check Jalen Reece’s fan duel account immediately because ain’t no way this dude is this bad at press break 😭

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If I’m Pete Golding I’m earning a minimum of $50k in fines going off on these refs 😭 gotta be all Georgia alumni

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@tweaponz504 As soon as I saw him hit the floor on that Gillespie shot I knew he was going to do something stupid on the next possession. 30 footer, barely hit the backboard. Dude plays like he’s trying to impress a baddie on the front row every night

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Maybe your crunch time office shouldn’t be the fucking Jordan Poole show????

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Offense* my bad I’m too angry for coherency lol

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This might be the hardest I’ve ever heard commentators try to jinx a result 😂 “Seattle has never won when trailing by 15 in the 4th.” “The kicker who has not missed.” These guys got MONEY on the Seahawks lol