Pascal Schumperli

🗝 Attached to nothing. Connected to everything 🌎 ◽️「』 wabi sabi 『」 ◾️✨◾️ ∞ Dream Big ∞ ◽️ 🌗 Advaita⚡️Beginner’s Mind 🌓

[Alps @alpaysh]

working hard so my future wife can have a flower shop and a coffee lounge that loses 50k a month

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

This might be the best card trick I’ve ever seen:

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

European bureaucrats are useless on like an atomic level. Waiting until Monday to do something. No no Hans you don’t have to cut your ski trip short we can do it Monday.

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

A broken clock is right twice a day

[Ted @TedPillows]

$BTC whale bought 10,000 BTC at $1.54.

14 years ago.

Sold it today for $1,000,000,000. ✌️

[hinata @HinataMotivates]

Whenever I feel lost, I watch this.

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

@FlySWISS same counts for Swiss, its Quality and Service has been a disaster. Once on top, now not even comparable to any low cost carrier. So sad.
Both @zrh_airport and @FlySWISS should learn from @AUH and @etihad

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

If you sleep 5 hours per night and die at age 75, you'll still have spent just as many years awake as a person who sleeps 8 hours per night and dies at age 89.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

This is the day I knew the relationship wouldn't last.

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

KKR Founders at the Milken Conference: “Rule of business: throw a lot of stuff up and some will stick.”

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

Just had two back-to-back Uber rides in LA.

Driver 1: breaks down in tears mid-ride. His son had just been shot.
Raw pain, right there in the front seat.

Driver 2: calm, composed, and dead serious - tells me he used to work for the government and helped plan the Iraq War.
With aliens.
Said their tech was “beyond what we were ready for.”

One ride was grief.
The next was sci-fi.

The U.S. isn’t one country.
It’s a thousand parallel universes loosely held together by a highway system and iced coffee.

[james hawkins @james406]

"yeah let me run it by my legal team real quick"

my legal team:

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

Love the American restaurant experience: “No, you can’t sit yet, your friend isn’t here.” Cool, I’ll just camp out on this weird little “bench of shame” by the check-in desk like I’m waiting for a dentist appointment. God forbid I start spending money early.
Might start bringing a cardboard cutout of my friends just to bypass the system.

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habit.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

[Masha Bucher @mashadrokova]

… ‘Following up on if I can send my deck?’

Good founders will never ask for permission (and will never share a deck prior conversation)

[Pascal Schumperli @Schumperli]

I m not crazy - my reality is just different than yours ✨👽

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Megalophobia: the fear of large things 🧵

1. This is a single image

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

This was the best ten minutes in the history of television 👇😂