Schuyler Hamilton

Student @ University of Oklahoma. I stay hungry.

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@ErikGee1077 You can't forget about Space Jam. One of the defining movies of my generation

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via @LocalViewpoints: I would recommend Valir Physical Therapy because of their outstanding prices, treatment,... https://t.co/rz1Ihtu6jW

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Almost respectable #powerbelly http://t.co/eUcFIEY1km

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@reecekg Holy job offer! Pigs are flying!

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Spilled my coffee and pulled my groin. What's next Monday? http://t.co/smq0dTe4os

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Dat jerk #Rio2016 http://t.co/4VKgM12Lex

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Getting blessed before getting weird #unforgiveable http://t.co/8i2Ky0MSqR

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The mysterious creature known as the "BBC" http://t.co/XlqYZssKPj

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@reecekg Whoops!

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Hey @CHASERNAUGHT and @laneywhizz I'll see you guys at 8! Save me a seat pls

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Scumbag Body

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@hofaciest Too bad there was A LOT pf friction. I still have those scars.

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@hofaciest Great. Now I have to relive the nightmare that is August 2010

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@hofaciest Yeah but you know how I am with blow up sex dolls :/

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@hofaciest Thanks man. I was expecting roses but never got any.

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@hofaciest Happy bday

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@hofaciest Hi Miles

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Lady walkin in parking lot: "Which way is Texas and how long will it take me to walk there?" Me: Idkwtf?