lizard king

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

It was foretold.

[lizard king @Schwabbity]

How is this not illegal??? Cards Against Humanity is PAYING people who didn't vote in 2020 to apologize, make a voting plan, and post #DonaldTrumpIsAHumanToilet—up to $100 for blue-leaning people in swing states. I helped by getting a 2024 Election Pack: https://t.co/eETKHvnsnG

[lizard king @Schwabbity]

@KeyBankCtr Are y'all gonna open the doors or ??? 🫠

[XBOX @XBOX]

The perfect way to play Bluey The Videogame: with a #Bluey Xbox!

Follow and RT with #BlueyXboxSweepstakes for a chance to win a custom @OfficialBlueyTV Xbox Series X & controller.

Ages 18+. Ends 12/13/23. Rules: https://t.co/o7jQCwIfzY

[lizard king @Schwabbity]

Really just trying to not get charged $40 for getting 0 things 🤣 don't know why it's this complicated...

[lizard king @Schwabbity]

@Starbucks I ordered 2 cups on the app that were out of stock. The store told me I had to go through your site for the refund, and your customer service agent ended the interaction without helping at all? When I tried to get a transcript copy this happened, What's up with that?

[lizard king @Schwabbity]

@NYSLabor Do you know when the site will be back? It's been down for maintenance the last 2 days

[Chris Haddock @drdawg1996]

As a physician I believe Damar Hamlin was likely suffering from commotio cordis where a blow to the chest at a precise moment in the electrical cycle stops the heart. Those trying to tie this to vaccine status to project their unscientific beliefs are terrible, horrible people.

[Erie County, NY @ErieCountyNY]

Do NOT use your gas stove/oven as a source of heat. This causes a lethal build up of carbon monoxide. Especially at night - you may feel you're just tired, but are actually experiencing carbon monoxide poisoning.

[Avatar News @AvatarNews_]

BREAKING: It's happening. An original animated series following the next earth Avatar in the cycle after Aang and Korra is coming in 2025 from Paramount and Avatar Studios.

All the info: https://t.co/szlm5I13TM

[Mark Poloncarz @markpoloncarz]

Please remember to keep furnace and dryer vents clear. We are getting reports of carbon monoxide and natural gas build ups.

[Mark Poloncarz @markpoloncarz]

Yesterday and through the overnight, first responders and emergency equipment could not get through the hardest hit places, especially the City of Buffalo. They could not even go a few blocks. Getting first responders back online is our top priority.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

To the mall teens who saw me running back to my car just now and yelled “Run, Forrest, run!”:
1. Well done. Just devastating.
2. How do you even know that reference

[lizard king @Schwabbity]

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[The Associated Press @AP]

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