Jordan Schwartz

Just keeping the lights on.

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@JustBins

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I’m convinced the majority of our population shouldn’t be allowed out of the house unsupervised.

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I feel like we spend an absurd amount of our lives trying to decipher acronyms, but at least we don’t have to type 12 more letters

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@MikeGrinnell_ @spittinchiclets @Gmuzzeltoff

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@SGItweets Does it really matter? Your claims teams will do whatever they can to screw us anyway. Especially those useless folks on claims team 7. With Misty as a manager, I can’t imagine anybody being covered.

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Did you know if you watch somebody slam their car door into your brand new vehicle, @SGItweets will not help you. They’ll call you a liar instead. How can people be so incredibly bad at their jobs? Zero accountability.

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@bigjohnson1022 Textbook

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@SGItweets I believe I’ve escalated my concerns, but I can’t seem to find anyone with half a brain.

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I received an email from a manager @SGItweets recently and I can’t help but wonder how they let this person manage other people.

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@courosa @jerrymasenchek @CTSSask @reginapolice Probably not. The owner can’t prove the damage wasn’t there before this incident. This is what a manager from SGI told me after I witnessed somebody damage my vehicle.

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Trying to sell things on marketplace is hilarious when you live in a city where you can get anywhere in 15 minutes.

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@PardonMyTake @bates063

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Rihanna’s Super Bowl halftime show…

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@ajams2407 @FantasyPros Gronk in his prime was the same.. Guaranteed points at the TE spot that nobody else was getting.

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@TomBrady should be the next bachelor. My wife makes me watch it, so this would make it less painful. #clarity

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@elite_hockey72 @PFF_Fantasy He might get those stats rest of season.. Maybe.

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@FantasyPros

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I was grateful to receive a plastic bag with a purchase yesterday. Can't tell you where tho, cuz I ain't no snitch.

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@PFF_Fantasy @Broncos Dax Milne

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@MathewGouldsbo1 @GlobalCalgary @globalnews WestJet is a disaster right now too.