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Paleontology is fuckin' triceraTOPS.

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Raptors are obviously the best dinosaur. Hands down.

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@FAlemugmail no worries, nathaniel! you’re trying your best

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Scientists speculate there are many still undiscovered dinosaurs.

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@ColbyKaiMMA buddy, you wouldn’t believe half the shit I know if I told you

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A stegosaurus may have been able to control its skin color.

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Small meat eaters were most likely the smartest type of dinosaurs.

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The fossil of a bone doesn't have any bone in it.

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The largest dinosaur eggs ever found belong to a meat eater in Asia called segnosaurus ('slow lizard'). The eggs are about 19 inches long.

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that cusses? A: Bronto-swore-us.

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Slim dinosaurs such as Compsognathus and Ornithomimus were among the fastest dinosaurs.

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The Megalodon was the biggest prehistoric fish. It looked like a shark, though it was three times bigger.

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur? A: A Doyouthinkhesaurus.

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Some of top schools in the US for paleontology include the University of California, Chicago, Michigan, Kansas, Iowa, Ohio State and Texas.

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Mary Anning (1799-1847) was one of the most famous of all fossil hunters.

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Dinosaurs dominated Earth for over 165 million years. Humans have been around for only 2 million years.

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The smallest dinosaur egg ever found was only 3 centimeters long and weighed 75 grams.

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Colorado’s nickname is the Stegosaurus State.

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Deinosuchus was a huge prehistoric crocodile.

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The first ever Stegosaurus skeleton was found near Morrison, Colorado.

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The tallest plant eater was the Brachiosaurus (Giraffatitan brancai). Its head was up to 39 feet (12 m) off the ground.

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Tyrannosaurus rex had huge back legs, but its tiny front legs were not much longer than human arms.

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While many people think dinosaurs were massive, dinosaurs were usually human sized or smaller.

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The tallest hunter was the Deinocheirus ('horrible hand'). Its head was up to 20 feet (6 m) off the ground.