Megan E. Schwyn

[Megan E. Schwyn @Schwynning]

Me: Bye! I hope cleaning goes well and that your buttcrack isn't full of poop!
Keith: That is the nicest thing u've ever said to me

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In the Open presents Lord Huron - When Will I See You Again Final https://t.co/i9nu8RQmQX via @YouTube

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@katelyn_ertle it happens! I thought it was funny 😝😝

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@katelyn_ertle as she is about to put her car in reverse: are you ready to whip it out?

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Just witnessed my mom dip her finger in a bag of marinating raw chicken and taste it... She justified it by saying it's like cookie dough...

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When you see your classmate's boyfriend and you point and wave at him and then realize he doesn't know you...

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Radical Face - The Mute (Official Video) https://t.co/Qn2b1wl8BJ via @YouTube

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"Well, as a child I mostly spoke inside my head
I had conversations with the clouds, the dogs, the dead
And they thought me broken..."

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sugar was victorious today. #diabetesunday

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I love this groupme lol

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Slap happy doesn't do justice to the ridiculousness I am living right now. #SOTIREDDDDOMG

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this song is great >>> https://t.co/GDkH250zfv

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I enjoy talking with @RikiWyant16 in the wee hours of the morning 😂

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@LogSutherland "it is rainforest alliance certified, which is as awesome as it sounds" Read it at https://t.co/OpqmzYAldQ

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Sydnie Dear's enlightening observation: All the giant eagle market district's songs are hella angsty

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"I would pay someone to do my math for me but I don't have money."
"You could solicit yourself."

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New lost and found: the ground under my car

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I wish I had a bear mom. @KandaceGlanvill #brave