Science Foundation

looking for volunteers for testing new products and various FUN science activities! Join us today!

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Free electrotherapy Tuesdays! Let's force the old you out of your head! #Freebies

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Growth is a natural human desire.

We can grow stuff on you.

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This is possible. Let your dreams become reality.

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Have you ever been put down? Have you ever been called ugly? Have you ever been called tentacle face? You may be useful to us! Apply today!

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Looking for people with an unhealthy appreciation for feathers. No need for a resume or a background check, we trust you! #BirdLovers

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Teeth. Why not have them everywhere? #ScienceQuestions #BeTheFuture

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You'll never believe what 6 legged creature could be growing inside you right now! #GetCheckedToday

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The cafeteria will now require rubber boots for all patrons. This is due to the foot of sludge created by lunch-lady Steve. Thanks Steve.

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Ever wonder what it would be like to have feet for hands and hands for feet? Volunteer today! #ScienceCanBeFun

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There is an unidentified carcass in the lobby. If it belongs to you, it can be claimed in lost and found on the 2nd floor.

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Want that shiny beautiful skin you see on TV? Give our radiation room a try on the third floor! People will notice the new you, we promise!

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What are you willing to do for 20$? We're willing to find out! #VolunteerToday

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Looking for volunteers to join our mission to the Bermuda Triangle. You will be required to provide your own harpoon.

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Are you sad? We can potentially erase all human emotions from your brain! Let us try! #VolunteersWanted

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Notice: To whoever is sneaking food to Mooseboy, please stop. He is on a strict diet of yams and dill for a reason.

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We're looking for volunteers to help out with a new project! We can't say what it is, but it rhymes with shmeaponized shmanthrax....

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Missing a finger, an arm, a leg? We have an influx of Tentacles due to a shipping error! Get one attached today for free! For Science!

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Whoever keeps sending us bags of salt, please stop. We have too much salt and we are trying to befriend a slug like being we found in room57

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How many different kinds of limbs will your body accept? Let's find out! Apply today! #InternsWanted

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Update: Rodrigo is living, but no longer goes by Rodrigo. He now wishes to be called Lord of the Deep.