ScienceKara (and other important things)

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Excited to launch my new podcast this week. Episode 1 is about the perspective of someone who sees how vital education is for building an understanding, thoughtful, compassionate populace. https://t.co/2Ycvma4JnC

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Crockball meatpots

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“My love language is SCREAMING” -@Credlenation

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“I think all babies should get steroids.” -@Credlenation #NoContextGrant

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There’s a 13 year old on our neighborhood babysitters list who says she is comfortable with the 0+ age range… I am not going to leave my infant…. With an infant….???? #beolder

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@Credlenation It’s not great but this may still have been too far my dear

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When you move the bassinet out from your side of the bed

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Kara: “do you feel feverish?”
@Credlenation: “No, no — just like a small aura of heat”

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.@Credlenation just said “Dr. Cheese” when he meant lactaid

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Today is the 8 week anniversary of my sobriety from Tums.

Ie my firstborn is 8 weeks old tomorrow

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@Credlenation I loudly don’t care about quiet quitting

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Maybe instead of really retiring, Serena will just play baseball for a few years and then return to tennis. Isn’t that what all GOATs do?

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Whoever said “don’t cry over spilled milk” obviously never breastfed and pumped every 3 hours

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.@boburnham have you seen this?! https://t.co/LRMZUqzrZw

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Someone in the book I’m reading slammed a door shut and I consciously thought “hey careful the baby is sleeping”

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Never thought I’d hear “gird your nips” and actually take it seriously

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Men’s nipples are useless

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@Credlenation @hurricanehulia Still can’t explain it.

Also, 👏👏👏👏 frozen waffles. Yes.

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@marcorubio Poor baby!!! 😓😓😓😓😓😓

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@rachmcmanimen Bahahahah

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Making a bed by yourself, difficulty ranked with math analogy:

Twin: simple addition and subtraction
Full: division, multiplication, and fractions
Queen: statistics
King: calculus
King but you’re pregnant AND alone: time travel