cathy Sheridan

Men's Hairdresser, Tiny Story Writer
Standing Proudly With Science

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

Wonder if I've ever tweeted anything that could bite me on the ass some day.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

I'm so effin needy these days, and it turns out I'm a giant baby. Kudos to the caregivers.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

No way this president is as healthy as they say he is. He's a train wreck and we all know it.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

@ugottafriend That seems like a great idea. Maybe there's a group of "Angel" volunteers who help with this kind of thing. Hope this works out :)

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

@ugottafriend I don't suppose a moped is the answer. They don't cost much and you'd look cool on it :)

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

The most delicious drink in the world is iceberg cold water.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

If I weren't going outside to smoke, I'd never go outside.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

Hope I haven't had my last great day.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

@geomcgrande Good to see you. And thanks :) good words matter.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

Turns out I'm a spoiled little baby brat of the first order. Nothing about this doesn't suck. #FUCKcancer

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

And now I'm dealing with chat heads.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

What? Somebody did that already? Crap.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

There sure are a lot of sassy lady judge shows.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

#InTheHospital they wake you up at midnight for an EKG to make sure you weren't faking the noon EKG.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

There's nothing better than a #Chopped marathon when you're stuck in the hospital.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

Off the grid and in the hospital the past 8 days. Hoped we'd finished ignoring our angry man problem while I was gone. Nope.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

I'll be joining #WomenBoycottTwitter tomorrow because this can be an awful place for women and a comfy place for bullies.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

It's going to take YEARS to undo the damage this administration's doing to us and our country. Maybe decades.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

Not much difference between "stand up and shut up to keep your job" and "massage me under my robe to keep your job" really.

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

You know, I think I've been cathy SCARYdan before. Should I change it to something else? Is it against the rules to repeat?

[cathy Sheridan @ScienceRanger56]

It's not that old timey SNL was funnier. It wasn't. It was more daring, more disrespectful, more cocainey.