Scientology Guy

Just a simple, flawed man trying to better myself. OT Level 7, but hoping Level 8 is right around the corner.

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Classic case of our “everyone gets a trophy” culture

L. Ron is probably rolling in his OT Level 10 vessel right now

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BREAKING: Scripps National Spelling Bee ends in unprecedented 8-way championship tie after organizers run out of challenging words. https://t.co/Vi8ofLvUrJ

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And with the first pick of the 2019 #NFLDraft the Church of Scientology selects Xenu...Quarterback from Teegeeack

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Heard we’re playing Bohemian Rhapsody in the hole tonight!

Hope it’s the movie and not another game of musical chairs🤞🏻

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Miscavige > Brady #SuperBowlLlll #GOAT #SupremeLeader

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I could use more followers and less thetans...

#OTLevel8Bitches

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@kbadazzx3 Ain’t no party like a Miscavige party

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Only if things go as planned!

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@kbadazzx3 We make sure everyone is having a great time & that no one is being even the least bit suppressive

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Thanks for the follow! You should come to a meeting sometime. It changed my life.

I finally got rid of all of the suppressive people in my life & my meningitis cleared up too. #notacoincidence

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My favorite game to play with my family is Disconnect 4

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Just finished both Fyre docs. Crazy that so many idiots put their belief/money in the hands of pathological lying dweebs like Billy and Ja Rule

Separately on an unrelated note David Miscavige is speaking at the Scientology Celebrity Center 2night. Don’t miss out. Gonna be dope!

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“Survey says...one more for the good guys!” - Boof Kavanaugh #KavanaughConfirmation

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Dear Calendar/Diary

- Mowed lawns for my own company

- Lifted weights with Tobin and his Dad at Tobin’s

- Drank too many beers with Mark and PJ. Didn’t black out

- Talked on phone with friend who is a girl Nikki. Didn’t have intercourse or assault her

xoxo,
Bart O’ Kavanaugh

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I was too busy being a cool dude drinking beers, going to sports games, and lifting weights at Tobin’s house (Star QB that I was friends with. No big deal). I have been friends with more than 5 women and I have never blanked out because I’m so good at doing beer. - Bart Kavanaugh

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Can’t believe everyone is saying that Trump is a pussy and a moron. He wouldn’t say he trusts Russia over America unless he definitely knew that it was Sasha Baron Cohen in a Putin costume today. Not gonna fall for it like he did with Ali G and the ice cream gloves #FoolMeOnce

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Can’t wait for next week’s episode of #WhoIsAmerica because I’m pretty sure that was Sasha Baron Cohen dressed up as Putin at the #TreasonSummit

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I know what you’re thinking and no this is not one of #BryanColangelo’s burner accounts.

But LRH did tell me to “trust the process” one time when I was an OT Level 3. That guy had it all figured out.

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Just heard about #Roseanne getting cancelled, but didn’t hear why.

Gotta assume that a video of her destroying the national anthem at a Padres game in 1990 finally surfaced. I was at the game and remember thinking “If video of this ever gets out her career is definitely over.”

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Top 7 #RoyalWedding Rankings:

1. L. Ron Hubbard’s 1st wedding
2. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
3. L. Ron Hubbard’s 2nd wedding
4. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
5. Tom Cruise and Mimi Rogers
6. David and Michele Miscavige
7. L. Ron Hubbard’s 3rd wedding

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If you like the way she thinks then just wait until you meet the homie David Miscavige. Come by the Celeb Center any time my G. Tell the guy at the door that L Ron sent you https://t.co/eik8gWapvq