Jirachi

Part time wish giver

Full time napper.

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BOO, its a star

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Remember when I left people in space

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no one READS anymore, who even reads, all the languages I read are dead so why bother

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@ScaledArrow At least it looks like it's on the good side of sacrificial magic. Well good luck with it, good it working for you

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@ScaledArrow 40,000 in order to stop planets from colliding, 5000 for stopping major meteor impact. How do you even source this...

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@ScaledArrow There it is, lots of disclaimers. Let's see, magic on resetting earth from major tectonic failure. Hmm hmm... 18000 gallons of blood! that's really impractical.

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@ScaledArrow Hmm, its one of those fancy infini flip books, ooh its got a search function. Very modern magic.

Book, I need the pages on reality alteration *the book shakes and flips seemingly thousands of pages*

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@ScaledArrow Oooh can I read it?

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@ScaledArrow Oooh what book

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@ScaledArrow wow sacrificial magic, thats kind of advanced, you know with enough blood you could rip the space time continuum in two, destroying half the world and in the process.

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@ScaledArrow sooo howd you make the magic happen, runes? bamboo flute? Ethereal dancing?

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@ScaledArrow *sniffs* it smells like model paint. This isnt some lame fox magic is it?

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@ScaledArrow so whats up with the color, is that normal for you or did you get ganked by a body shop

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@ScaledArrow oh, Jirachi, space being. Sup. I don't think I have ever seen you here

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@ShadowLikePlay im giving you five stars on ya'll-p even though no one uses it anymore

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Oh its that time of the year again

Time to don cupid's costume

*loads gun*

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@ShadowLikePlay I knew i was sour

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@ShadowLikePlay maybe charge for a adult tickets then

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@ShadowLikePlay Pretty good for a magic based spookhouse, I think you should charge more, or advertise

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@ShadowLikePlay *TACKLES DOOR*