Captain ShitSausage

Dox me and my boy all you like but beware, I have a certain set of skills…I’m also my own boss!!

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

@jamesinsurrey @shaun7r Firstly, are Yousaf ok?

[GhostOfTaron @TwatterGhost]

F*ck you @JoeBiden /Ukraine's @potus

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

Breaking: Biden has ordered the FBI to make unannounced home visits to Trump supporters nationwide

Over 100,000 such "knock and talk" visits have occurred. The FBI agents say "You haven't done anything wrong yet, we just want to talk..."

Is this a form of voter intimidation?

[LBM @lucysjourney21]

Woke up to see a old friend of mine standing up to this man troubling
15 year olds on the train.
Men sat by and did nothing. Proud of her.

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

@sustainablist1 Hahaha! You did! Just having a giggle!

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

Unfollow me immediately you bloody lettuce licker!! Jokes obviously!!

🤣🤣🤣

[David Kitaura @DKNeYo]

@ScobieDoh OMG I have those sandals but I’m not vegan 😅

[Nik Naknoo🩸 @MissNicky86]

🙊😂😂😂

[Lord William 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @LordWillRoss]

@ScobieDoh

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

Meet halfway and send pics instead!! 🤣🤣🤣

[jack 🇬🇧 @Cr0mw3II]

@ScobieDoh if no ‘sausage’ in handle, won’t be following

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

Thanks lovely! x

[𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 💜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JessfromW]

@mandelslime
@Sweettalkin53 @Dogtrotdogeye

@ivornappyon is @ScobieDoh who got 💀👻. Please pass onto whomever..
Cheers,
Jess

[Cherub Rock 🌸 @Cherub_Rock_23]

Simple explanation of a conspiracy theorist..

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

@carolvorders Do pipe down Placky Tits!! 🙄🙄🙄

[Lloyd @LGB_1962]

Appeasers you say? A lot your country joined the Waffen SS.

Forgot to mention that little gem, whilst trying to belittle the UK.

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

So true!! I’d prolly eat the left one with some brown sauce on a muffin!! Get in my belly…oh y’already there!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Maguire @SpiriofM]

Morning Feckers

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

Solidarity brother!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Tony2Sugars @t2sugars2]

@ScobieDoh Added Sir 😁

[Dylan C @onebiglizard]

and that's a wrap

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

❤️❤️❤️

[𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 💜🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JessfromW]

#ENZO #VERYURGENT #ATRISKOFDEATH #ENZO #ESSEX #RESCUEDOG

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

Let’s spend the whole of October celebrating maffis black cocks!! 😳😳😳

[Dawn Butler MP✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

Black History should be celebrated everyday. But until then use October to recognise achievements of our community.

2023 theme "Saluting our Sisters." The vital contribution of Black women is often hidden and erased.

Time to raise our voices for the Sisters! #BlackHistoryMonth

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

Hahaha! Fk off you greasy tw@tting meths!! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

First they ignore you.
Then they fight you.
Then people wear your t-shirts on stag/hen trips 😂😂
Then you win.

[Captain ShitSausage @ScobieDoh]

My widdle ghost-ban doesn’t seem to be easing so I have set up another account and dedicated its handle to all the haters and bed-wetters out there! If you love me give me a follow at ‘ivornappyon’ and I’ll follow you back! If you don’t fk ya! 🤣🤣🤣

[Lloyd @LGB_1962]

Sunday Fun.

Ministerial jobs they really should have.

I'll start....

Wes Streeting: Minister for torching pet shops and death threats on Twitter.